Yeah, I read this on GQ earlier. Seems like a decent guy who got trolled hard by 4chan and reddit.

About the Lana Del Ray thing: I don't care what anyone says, but I love her voice and her songs. I don't know how I feel about her as a person, and dissing someone like that isn't cool, but LET ME STILL LIKE LANA DEL RAY WITHOUT FEELING SHAMEFUL!11!1!!

Aren't airwaves a public privileged assigned by the govt? Doesn't the FCC have a right to see if radio stations are acting in the public interest?

It seems as good a time as any to post a link to Ugly Renaissance Babies, which has got me through many a dull evening of revision.

We have the same hair. I always wondered why everyone else could do such fun stuff with their hair, and mine wouldn't even hold a baret in it.

Luis, dude. Not Louise. Louise is your great aunt.

THIS: "No one is trying to get between you and your dick pics, people. If you ASK for a dick pic, it's perfectly fine. This is about unsolicited pics."

Aside from all of the HORRIFYING implications that you already pointed out, does that dude not realize that the majority of women just aren't as into dicks as men are into boobs? I mean, what they DO may be great, but how it looks? You may as well send me a picture of a garden gnome. Ugly little fuckers, each and…

brb, making a movie called Toy Hostel

I think he might want to talk to someone about his need to send random women dick picks. Like, a professional.

I have the same reactions when one of my guy friends says this to me. "I didn't really believe in feminism until I had a daughter!"

"...mayo could be an excellent stand-in lube if you're looking to go downtown to sandwich town."

NOPE. MY PARENTS ARE IMMORTAL. NOPE NOPE NOPE.

I would love to be able to do this. My Grandma gave me this huge scrapbook she made in junior high and high school and it has all these clippings from magazines and newspaper of her favorite movie stars, and I have to keep it tucked away so it doesn't crumble away. To have a version as a coffee-table book would be…

Mmmmm yogurt. I wish they had yogurt in my school lunches as a kid.

This has annoyed the British, who are all like, “Why the fuck is Canada so lazy?”

I can't believe no one's posted this video yet. Enjoy, Jezzies!