She's a baby burrito! Mwah, so cute!

Really, really don't, unless you like to be angry for funsies.

Well, he certainly is yammering.

I think he is referring to this: http://liveactionnews.org/kicked-out-of-… (which I saw on a friend's FB page). For those disinclined to click, the lifers were first allowed to shower at the Y, and then not allowed (after complaints).

A lot of men would go for this, I'm sure. It would make bajillions of dollars- especially if they can do the RISUG from cheap materials, and sell it at a high markup. Men who don't want kids now, men who don't want kids ever but want ball-surgery even less.

I have been known to do that in the dead of winter, when everything is cold and grey, just to feel totally warm for a little while.

My mom's cat got into the yarn once and was dragging poopy yarn around the house.

I clicked the link- it's a wig he made one of them wear when they went out.

I think he had to have some kind of surgery? And I agree re: Mr. Marsters' handsomeness. Those eyes!

In my head, 28 ish. But that's just my headcanon.

Or the Greeks!

This is a legitimate reason to roll one's pants.

He won the genetic lottery, or has some Dorian Gray magic painting happening.

You and me can sit on the judging couch. Just wear shorts, guys!

Oh probably. Seriously good genes.

Which is kinda ridiculous, because Marsters is 50 and Boreanaz is 44. Marsters has some crazy genes.

ASOS seems to have its shit together in the sizing area- petites and plus!

I sense you would enjoy this: http://buffyoutfits.com/

I am still upset about the lack of a Spike movie. :(

I'm right there with you on the short torso train. If I buy online, I look for things where reviewers complain about how high the waist is. If I find such a thing, I order.