Cause she’s a blonde! Yeah yeah yeah!

I did the math and can share it, but if he signs with the Chargers and gets to 2021 and is franchised (I’m assuming he becomes a top tier talent), he’ll clear $47.2 million (roughly after state income taxes in California).

This is a complicated and fraught topic, one that deserves a more thoughtful take than the one offered by Ms. Moskovitz. This is not about some cruel effort by men to define and control women’s bodies, as she glibly asserts. It’s about trying to create an environment where women have a chance to compete and succeed,…

If we are going to hold two separate events for men and women, then we have to have some distinct dividing line between who is “a man” and who is “a woman.” It may not be fair to everyone, but you do have to draw a line somewhere.

Sunbears aren’t the cutest, but they are apparently pretty docile and not big enough to fuck you up like a grizzly/polar bear can. Andean bears get points for being extra cute. Sloth bears are the fuzziest, but they will fuck your shit up and not think twice.

Clearly you don’t realize that he’d be a perfect spot on a team that doesn’t have depth.

I’d say it’s either because that person tends to make irritating/unsettling facial expressions or because that person had certain facial characteristics that you associate with certain personal characteristics.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

Stop right there. First off, it doesn’t say who broke up with whom, so let’s not assume. Secondly, I know this is Jezebel, but let’s not allow our immediate reaction to a tragedy be to use it to further our own ideologies. I mean, you’re not wrong, but that’s not the point; in the wake of a tragedy, it’s natural to…

I dunno. Isn’t rubbing something against your ass considered “a football move?”

Look, I’m sorry. I really am. But here’s what I think:

Lord, “unstoppable suck” vs “unmovable wall of shit”? Deadspin needs to stick to sports and not get involved in discussing the Republican primary.

Well, on Saturday Texas Tech made a 2-pt conversion on this play, with a nice swing

I won’t say “I’m not racist, but...” because there is no but about it. My support of the Confederate flag as a Southern man is completely compatible in my mind with my feeling of complete brotherhood and support for the Americans of African descent I live and work with. I will explain why.

Many Southerners call the…

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

As someone who has sold running shoes for 10 years, has seen every fad come and go, and has run all distances in all sorts of shoes I can say this with certainty: People will only hear what they want to hear when purchasing running shoes. You can explain the pros and cons of the different styles, brands etc.. and…

You expect more? That's too bad. I expected more from your industry but I was disappointed too.