You’re the son I’m glad I never had.

“Nick name” eh?

In other words, he’s alienated 97% of Alabama.

See? He looks like a child molester, so that’s not good. His opponent may actually be one, but he’s waving guns around and talking Jesus.

You’re becoming boring, Demqueerius.

No, not at all. I had a great family, a great community, and had people to help me every step of the way.

Demqueerius, take that crack pipe away from your “grandma” and take a hit off it because you’re going too slow.

What? Try again. That’s not English.

It’s funny. Your responses are much shorter and much less coherent and it’s taking you longer to respond.

You’re not familiar with what projection is, are you?

I know you think calling me “racist” wounds me, but it doesn’t. I am glad you know I don’t like you.

What medications are you taking for your poor impulse control?

I already told you I don’t dislike all black people, I dislike you because you exemplify the worst traits of any race, including blacks.

You wish you were anything but what you are.

You wish.

You’re becoming incoherent. Calm down, take a deep breath, and pretend you went to high school.

It’s important that the less able amongst us should be educated. That includes you. 

That’s not funny. What’s funny is “white guys” don’t waste time thinking what you think of them.

Is this where I’m supposed to feel sorry for you because you haven’t succeeded in life?

I don’t dislike you because you’re black.