This is the best Christmas Caroling:

He won’t, because he doesn’t have to. I’ve never seen a man so fucking lucky in all my born days.

Nope! It just doesn’t equate well with the rest of the examples you gave of whatever your little ideology happens to be.

Counterpoint: Humans are far more worthless than opossums. Seriously, step back, bro.

It can happen. Most stores have established procedures to prevent this kind of theft (like only pulling out one piece at a time and never turning your back on it), so if you break the rules and a theft results, yeah, you’re likely to get disciplined for it.

I know, I was just saying her crime is one of those things it’s not likely the public will get in arms about. (Not saying it’s right.)

I went through the same phase. Loved the book at first. Then started to spot all the internal errors of logic and circular reasoning needed to keep its ideas afloat. Even my stepfather, a rabid conservative and fan of the book, said the people who want to make that environment of absolute self reliance real are…