Hi. I’m the author of that post. Now that I’ve been asked this question over text and IM a half dozen times, I think I would slot it between #9 and #10.

Minor inconveniences like death aren’t going to stop me from mocking Bob Irsay, sir.

Steve McNair, Eddie George, Jevon Kearse. Wait, they don’t play for them anymore? Wait, Steve McNair is DEAD? Jesus...

And even Better then. “You are not allowed to criticize me for my decisions because I am black and therefore if you criticize me you are a racist.”

That wasn’t a whistle, that was Flacco’s ACL imploding.

Those grades are for almost solely playoff assignments, and their accuracy has been called into question before. Jeff Triplette still has a job, so I’m going to call bullshit on “best grading system.”

“Hurling is an Irish sport that is similar to field hockey”

Because as much as we like to LOLRomo, he’s definitely a professional when it comes to doing his job. So is Jason Witten. And guys that are professionals want everyone to be on the same page and not create extra drama or do anything to distract from winning.

The Ravens are having a bad year, and they deserve it for all of the bullshit they’ve gotten away with over the last 15 years. Including their middle linebacker committing double murder and somehow NEVER being punished.... I don’t like to see people get injured, and I feel bad for smith, flacco, and Forster but in all…

Harbaugh: Is he OK?
Trainer: He seemed OK.
Harbaugh: Did he say he felt no pain?
Trainer: He said he felt a mild amount of pain.
Harbaugh: OH GOD GET HIM OFF HE’S IN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!

Joe Flacco’s ligaments are not elite.

That Suggs.

Only Elite QBs tear their ACL.

Is Joe Flacco Elite? We now bring you to his living room couch to find out.

Are we not doing phrasing anymore?

Team nomayo. Blech.

Best tweet I saw last night

Agreed then. handshake

We haven’t seen a front flip like that by someone with a penis since the end of the East German women’s gymnastics team.