Whoa now. Whoa. Now. The part where petite Randy Moss hates it when they put the Fruity Munch on the top shelf is probably the only good thing to ever appear in any of those DirecTV commercials.

Makoto Nagano is a goddamn national Japanese treasure. I remember watching that live as a kid just two years out of high school. Shit, man, even watching these guys on this American Ninja Warrior run make it to the top gave me chills. I even read it’s going to happen, then you watch it, and it’s still amazing.

American Ninja Warrior, a sort of modern and souped-up version of American Gladiators

I don’t think he’s at fault here, I’d get pissed at Bill Simmons taunting me too.

@BillSimmons

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

The rooster will not crow until he’s cut for the third time.

Just wait until October 19th, JPP. Philly fans will give you all the fingers you want.

Roger Goodell tried to suspend Tom Brady once...once.

Bold statement.

but who own da chiefs?

I assume he highlights the American Disabilities Act in his Twitter handle because he's retarded?

“I agree, mayo is tasty”

-Emmitt Smith

and?

I work at CENTCOM. Believe me, there are (mostly USAF) people in this very office who call their time here a “deployment.”

3. Fake concern for breast cancer. They make an ungodly amount of money off of selling those hideous pink gloves.

I spent a year in Korea and it was the easiest tour I ever did. I can’t wait till we reach peak Nationalism and we start doing surprise reunions after a two month TDY to Florida.

As a military spouse, the only part I disagree with is the flippant comment about how he wasn’t anywhere dangerous while deployed. True, but time away from family is still time away. Yes, it is part of the job. No, no one who isn’t in the situation really cares. But in the Air Force, Korea deployments are a minimum of…

THANK YOU Drew Magary. Yuengling is ranked at least 20-24 spots too low.

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"