Travel? Purchase a chalet somewhere in the Swiss Alps? The possibilities are endless.

I like the cut of your jib. However, please let it be known that this is not an endorsement or an offer of acceptance of services should I happen to win said jackpot.

What’s funny is that this similar tactic actually worked back in November in Pittsburgh, in which the game was decided by 2-3 feet, maybe on said last gasp drive (play ended on an incomplete pass from Roethelisberger to Brown, but Brown had one foot in when he caught the ball at the end line)? You would think that…

Well, he wasn’t wrong about saying QBs needed skirts after they instituted “roughing the passer” back in the late ‘70s. I guess that’s why most of us these days are just “meh” when we see Brady walking around in Uggs. Man was a prophet.

Uh, given the setup of Paul Brown Stadium, those look an awful lot like Bengals coaches, but the same principle applies.

The first thing that I’ve been told in the event of hitting a jackpot like this is to NOT QUIT YOUR JOB. It’s so easy to think that because you just ran into this huge pile of money that things like medical benefits, other retirement planning (i.e. 401(k), 401(a), 403(b), etc.) just go by the wayside. There still…

Well, that dude’s the one that throws Burfict’s hand off of Brown’s shoulder...and straight into Joey Porter.

You mean the recording of his live performance at Paul Brown Stadium declaring he’s Batman? That shit was da bomb, yo!

+1 BOD

Yeah, pretty easy to flop when all of the neural transmissions between your brain and various appendages are violently interrupted due to blunt force trauma.

Don’t disagree on the Porter criticism, but the call on Munchak was bullshit. The way Nelson threw Todman after they were out of bounds on that play should have gotten a flag thrown on him (seeing the way Todman was forced into the bench, it is pretty clear that it was excessive). And for all the bitching about…

Hoyer was just an INT short from tying the rating yesterday. Think about how horrible you have to be in order to do that. And the common link between the two:

I see what you did there.

They’d probably call that in every conference EXCEPT the Big Ten. And if they did, they wouldn’t call it because Shazier’s an Ohio State alum.

Granted, I’m a Steeler fan, but I will admit Shazier should have been called. I’ve never agreed with their picking him in the draft a couple of years ago. Felt the game was more of an Ohio street fight rather than an actual contest of American football.

Right there with you. About ready to step into the shower to attempt to wash the stench of this game off of me, and I don’t think there’s enough steel wool to help with that. That was so damned dirty to watch. When my four year old (!) said “Go Steelers!” this morning, I quickly replied, “Not after last night’s game!”

At least God smiled on America and deprived us Phil Simms’ moronic musings for a couple of plays.

Yeah, it’s gross, but it just amazes me as to what the human body is capable of producing.

Obviously, you must not be familiar with the municipality that is Montgomery County, MD. The idiots that run it, who were elected to their posts on a never ending campaign of white guilt, have this idea that only the county should dictate to its rather affluent resident pool what is and isn’t “fun”.

Watching MLBN right now. Costas was up front about those three who left Griffey off their ballots having to explain themselves. Leiter brought up the point that even though Piazza wasn’t exactly clear of the steroids scandal, his election should hopefully clear the way for Clemens and Bonds to make it in eventually.