I thought that quip was usually reserved for Bill Clement during commercial breaks?

Can’t tell if the unibrows match or if they all share the same one...

Now I can’t get that fucking song out of my head!

Fuck you. Fox In Socks is a literary juggernaught. Just because your tongue is a fucking pussy (and probably not even adequate enough to eat pussy) doesn’t mean you get to sit on your high horse and bitch about it.

Fuck Tim Beckman. Let’s just face the simple fact that he’s an asshole.

For all that fuss about the sounds of bustin’ ass, the Marlins still lost. RETHINK YOUR TACTICS!

Dude, that front office needed to lighten the fuck up.

That damned Mercator projection gets me every time.

Dan Snyder’s football team continues to be the biggest embarrassment in sports.

Since Danny Boy has no intention on changing the name, I think this should be an acceptable compromise on the team logo:

You know, all you really could have done was just have Bulimia there without the mouth eyes. Asshole.

It would have been a great catch...except for the fact that the ball moved UP as Dez went DOWN on the ground. The rewording of the rule is pointless. If he’s not moving that ball on his own, either voluntarily or involuntarily (i.e. it’s being pushed by some part of his body that’s moving as he’s falling), he doesn’t…

As a Steeler fan, I’m not surprised. I’m actually amazed that people have remained fans with the current shit show in charge, including myself. Then again, when your local teams are the Ravens, Eagles, and Snyders, you’re kind of forced into it.

That and the blasting of Rush is a dead giveaway.

In what will probably go down as the most effective marketing ploy directed solely at white people since the invention of gourmet mayonnaise...

You do know why 90% of the Canadian population lives near the border with the US, right? They’re all ready to invade.

And given the fact that the rest of the league, including the front office, hated Al, this explains so much.

And here I thought it was because of no state income taxes and an in-state discount to Disney World.

Well, Drew, you’re only half right. It only took 6 months.

Does anybody even really watch the Feud anymore? I’d be more alarmed if Gronk showed up on Celebrity Jeopardy.