I’ll take Coraopolis over Columbia every day of the week and twice on Sundays. Every. Single. Time.

Sorry, this is thoroughbred racing we’re talking about here. If your horse even finishes 5th in the Derby, he’s fucking every mare presented to him because that’s the rule. If this was some lower tier race with half-breds loaded with steroids, then your statement would be correct.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?

And yet, the Marlins still lost.

I remember reading that when it first came out. Agreed on the impact of that story, and kind of a neat thing to see coming out of an otherwise totally shoehorned trope that is the prequel trilogy.

Well, my wife was supposed to work two weeks ago during the Tampa Bay series at one of the Delaware North stands (it’s part of an agreement with the Archdiocese of Baltimore to help families raise funds for certain efforts, like school tuition). Given the fact that on Opening Day Delaware North didn’t exactly have…

Sadly, the only time Cosgrove ever really entertained me on this show. DIAF, you WASP asshole.

You know, I really hate it when I’m right sometimes. In either case, go Lightning.

Having dealt with a Nissan vehicle that was recalled many, many times for a poorly designed and functioning engine cooling system, I will NEVER willingly purchase one. Which is sad, given that I really do like the GT-R. Granted, I don’t have $100k to spend on getting one, but I’d be afraid to get it based on the fact…

I’m not looking at this as a home ice thing. The Caps are notorious for not being able to close out a series when they need to. They constantly let the down team back in, and nobody’s shocked when they end up losing the series. Barry’s got the right word to describe what Ovechkin’s saying: it’s businesslike for him to…

The adversity of BLOWING a 3-1 series lead, which they just did last night. It wasn’t supposed to go back to MSG, let alone go back to the Phone Booth. Once again, just proof that the Caps can’t get it done, no matter how much money they waste.

And the Penguins won a game at MSG last series. So what? It’s back to 0-0, winner takes all. The Caps didn’t finish last night, and while Ovechkin can sit there and feign some sort of superiority that the Capitals will win the next game, they’ve had two previous opportunities to close the deal, and they haven’t.…

Sorry, but if the Caps couldn’t close the deal at home, they sure as hell aren’t going to be able to do it at MSG. Which is to be expected, seeing as how they can’t seem to finish anything when put up against actual adversity, and that includes Ovechkin.

Problem with races like this is the favorites totally screw up the entire payout line. Yeah, made $11.80 on my original WPS bet on 18, but you have to be pissed if you’re that guy that paid $1 for the superfecta 18-10-8-15 ($634.80).

In a alternate reality, Gary Thorne is prepping for the Wings/Lightning game tonight, because that’s where he belongs.

I’m guessing that might have been retribution for that Game 7 OT loss back in ‘13. You know, the one where Orpik fired in the game winning goal off of the post at the Coliseum?

14,570 days and counting. Get it together, Hextall.

I think the Flyers want to attempt to win something. Bylsma wasn’t able to do that last year. My indicator on that was the bronze medal game in Sochi, and the ineptitude just translated over to the Pens roster for the rest of the season and playoffs.

Clearly this is why Fox News and MSNBC are able to thrive.