What about the kids that live in dangerous areas like Englewood in Chicago? Should those kids be walking home after sports or after school activities in the dark? It’s not a one-size-fits-all answer. It never will be.

One time my girlfriend and I were hosting a party and he got one of our guests to snort a line of cocaine off his balls in our bathroom.

I think everything before Te’o is probably “under the radar” for a lot of people. I loved it when Daulerio took acid and tried to recreate Dock Ellis’ no-hitter on the Xbox.

It suppose I should have seen that coming. It’s a small evolutionary hop from “Kyle Orton with Jack Daniels pouring down his shirt” to “Athlete Penis in the Background of a Live Shot.”

Have you reconciled with any of the enemies that you made while you were here ? (NB: I’d prefer not to know the details of your interactions with Buzz Bissinger)

It evaporates the need for my famously awkward transitions that traditionally drive my editors crazy.

Thank you, Will, for Deadspin. I believe that my writing career, to the extent that I have one, could easily be traced back to posting jokes in the comment sections here, and I know many (more talented) people who could claim the same.

Dear Will,

Why has footage of you hitting Daulerio with the cookie sheet been seemingly removed from the internet? That should live on forever in the sidebar.

Do you regret that Deadspin turned into Gawker Media’s male interests/daddy blog, or was that always your plan?

As the proud parent of a 10-year-old website, how does it feel knowing that Lawrence Taylor is just starting to show interest in it?

Commenting was a site function that was forced upon me by Lockhart Steele as a Gawker Media initiative. (I hated those.) So we agreed that the only people who could comment on the site were people who were personally invited by me: I had to send them a link and everything. I required people to send me essays…

Sorry, but I can’t stand poetry.

Wait for the rollout of my new app: Filthr

@BillSimmons

Not ALL men...

Vacate the rings. Contract the Pats. Bulldoze Foxboro.

But wait there’s more!! I think that was the most egregious but Deadspin did a thing about all their errors.

presumably, this ad was created on the land bridge that connects Gaza and the West Bank

Jesus fuck dude, learn to read between the fucking lines