Same here.  I am not a masochist and like having a positive balance in my bank account.  The worst Audi to have is any one that is outside of warranty.

Oh god that thing was a heap of shit.  Didn’t they make it so that the engine had to be completely removed because it was facing the firewall?

That and the Traverse look like bloated whale dicks.

I’m not much of a Porsche fan, but if the inspection checks out on this car, it’s a definite nice price.  Go out and troll 911 owners with it.

Not to mention they killed off flip up headlights due to pedestrian safety. My car has both glass sealed beams (well it did until I did an LMC conversion that allows for the replacement of the bulb instead of the entire assembly) as well as flip up headlights. I miss that being on newer cars. My next step is to…

LMFAO.

I never use my cupholders.  All I ever drink in my car is a bottle of water and I put it between my right leg and the center console.  If I can’t put a cap on it, it doesn’t go into my car.  Plus the cupholder is directly behind the shifter so it’s useless anyways.

Autotragic transmission warrants an automatic crackpipe.  I just don’t see the value for the money.  Spend a few more grand and you can get a C5, which is a better car in every way.  Cute dog though.

Honestly I’d take the Aspire over the Tempo.  And I hate the Aspire.

Ford wanted people to remember that era today; that’s why the DCT in the Focus was built to shit itself.

I saw Ford Tempo, scrolled down and hit that crack pipe button faster than Rob Ford hit the crack pipe before he died, then went back and saw the price.  You couldn’t pay me to take that shitbox.  Ford should do themselves a favor and purge any mention of this car from their company history.

Hell no.  A ten year old Audi with almost 150k?  Crack pipe at any price.

Hell no.  Not only don’t use Facebook Pay, but stop using Facebook.

^^This!  Why can’t anyone understand that?

The first time I installed projector housings and HID ballast / lights in my car, I was blown away by how crisp the cutoff line was and how much better I could see at night.  With my current car, that is on my to do list very soon.  I’ll never go back to traditional lights.  Already swapped out all of the rest of my…

That’s messed up.  My first car was an 88 Ford Thunderbird, and that thing had automatic headlamps.  How the hell do new cars not all have this functionality?

Crackpipe at any price.  Next!

I agree, and what blows my mind is that this was a factory release.  To me it just looks like someone wrecked their car and were too cheap to paint the replacement body parts before installing them.

Indeed it is.

Don’t forget picking up kegs for 4th of July.  That’s 3 times a year including that.