Show me on the doll where the Mustang II touched you.

I like the look of the hatchback Mustang II.  So many people hate on it and that’s fine.  Makes them cheaper for folks who can appreciate them and don’t want a dime a dozen fox body and newer one.

According to 37 people based on that screen shot, they are hitting the crack pipe hard today.

Also, not anywhere close to a boomer age wise, but this boomer trendy shit needs to die already.  It was funny the first 35 times and now it’s a dead horse.

It’s not the better looking hatchback and it’s not the 5.0.  I don’t care how low of miles this has, it’s a tangerine flavored crack pipe with a side of meth.  2nd gen F-bodies with a V8 are around the asking price of this, and are the better deal.  That little 2.8 is a joke.

I’m guessing that whoever is stealing the car, is also going to ditch the plates.  But I do see your point.

This is the correct (and logical) take.

I understand where you are coming from, but there are a lot of cars that have the HVAC controls, seat heater controls, etc buried in the infotainment center.  When that infotainment center takes a shit, and it’s winter time, that car is going to be pretty useless if it is -20 outside.  I personally think that it’s…

This is one of the biggest crack pipes that I’ve seen in a long time, and boy have there been some uber crack pipes throughout NPOCP history.  It’s a “restoration” (with all the aftermarket crap on this, it’s not a restoration in my eyes) of an unremarkable car, and they are charging about 13k too much.  I’m guessing…

Crack Pipe.  Too many miles and it’s FWD.  Plus it was probably beat on.

Holy Rice-a-roni! That car checks all the Uncle Ben’s boxes;

Only if they sample “Rise from your grave” from the Altered Beast arcade game. Then Randy can attempt to yell “OOOOHHHH YYYEEAAAAH’.

Color me shocked that this is hurting Ford and GM.  This is what happens when you think a month into the future instead of looking at the big picture.  I don’t feel bad for them and honestly, they deserve it.

That is an early Aztek prototype.  In all seriousness, GM just CUV-ified this design, gave it weird angles, and called it the Aztek.

They’d have to dig him up from his grave.

If you’re tired of the cars and coffee jokes, have a word with the strokes who can’t drive their mustang and shouldn’t even drive a Geo Metro with the 3 cylinder that has a blown head gasket.  They are the reason why it’s a thing.  2 time former Mustang owner here by the way.  For every decent mustang owner there are…

Shame that they decided to water down the Mustang name.  The only thing Mustang about this is the tail light design.  Good job Ford.  You fucked yourselves by eliminating cars from your line up, now this.

That’s the correct take.  To be honest, I’d only take an LR / RR if it were free.  Why?  Because I’d turn around and sell it, and let someone else deal with that bullshit.  Even I’m not that crazy.

I expected to have to vote crack pipe again today, but you know what?  This is in nice shape and it seems to be well maintained, plus it’s stick, so it is a nice price for me.

Just because you don’t believe in it, doesn’t mean it’s a lie.  The stats for snow tires vs all season tires are out there, and the data tells us that snow tires will always be better than all season tires in snowy conditions.