You must be fun at parties....

They will just have to cut to the speedometer, which isn’t the same thing.

Neutral: No I will not be buying a truck.  The only thing I do is haul ass, and I don’t need a 60k luxobarge truck to do that.  Seriously for the once every 2 years that I need a truck, I’ll rent one.

At least it’s a redeye and not a browneye.

The fact that the photo is of a Fiat dealership, I’m not surprised.  I wouldn’t be surprised if there were 2016 models at the Fiat dealers.

Crackpipe just because it’s got Florida plates, and an additional trunk full of crack pipes because of the Autozone cosmetic mods, plus there’s probably bath salts hidden in the dash.

Yeah but the difference is that FCA is still having success selling those older designs.  Nissan isn’t, and that garbage CVT isn’t helping.  

Hell no. As someone else already stated, this has stress cracks because of shitty engineering choices. Even if this weren’t the case, this car does absolutely nothing for me, and for the mileage it has, already having shocks replaced isn’t confidence inspiring. Then there’s the fact that it’s a used Audi that over…

This man must be a masochist.  Buying either of those vehicles (let alone both) is the equivalent of being a “friends with benefits” with someone who has HIV, herpes, and genital warts, and not using a condom, while driving 80mph down the expressway, blindfolded.

I agree.  Most new vehicles either have a hammer smashed face, disjointed styling cues, bulbous rear ends, and don’t even get me started on the manufacturer badges that are now the size of dinner plates.  It’s gaudy and beyond hideous.  

Have a damn star for pretty much explaining what I see on a daily basis.  Especially the fuckery in the fast lane.

Neutral: It absolutely does concern me.  Seeing the amount of data breaches that occur is bad enough, but I don’t trust any auto manufacturer to make sure that they implement proper security measures.  It’s not a matter of if cars will be hacked, but when.  And when it happens, all the manufacturers will just throw up…

Anybody who takes offense to a woman feeding a child needs to grow up and get their head out of the gutter.  If breastfeeding a child triggers you so much, you’re the problem for not being able to handle basic human needs (feeding) in a natural way.  Then again out of the 80 percent male audience on Twitch, I’m sure…

$2.50 for a truck that can’t be driven legally and no drive train?  Nah that’s a crack pipe.  Wait............they want $2500 for this?  There is zero purpose for this.  Kimchi Crackpipe!

That shit happened several times in front of my driveway, blocking my exit.  The last time I had it towed.

I am not surprised that this is in Florida.  Also, the home owner is nicer than I am.  I would have collected all the feces from the neighborhood dogs and smeared it all over the car, then had it towed.

It only has 40,000 miles because whoever drove this car needed therapy sessions after each and every encounter with it.

I’ve had the displeasure of driving one of these rolling dumpster fires of errant horse feces on more than one occasion, and that was enough for me.  Between the lethargic acceleration, the interior quality that makes 90's GM interiors look like a Toyota Century, it handled like a dump truck, and was about as sexy as…

If this were 5k I’d be more inclined to give it a nice price.  Why is that you ask?  Because I’d rip out the current engine and drop a LS motor with a 4l80E in there.  I know I’m going to get crap for that, but then you’d have a reliable luxury car that would turn heads.  

When I traveled to Japan, I saw quite a few Crown’s and a couple of Centuries.  I’m not big on luxury cars but the Century is absolutely the exception to that rule.  Timeless design.