Some people just need a high five.............in the face................with a chair.  Seriously people are so damn self important that they don’t consider the other 100+ people on a flight that would actually like to make it to their destination in a timely matter.  Those people should be shamed.

I go full sacrilegious and make Subaru’s RWD and stuff a 6.2L motor in them, make RWD cars AWD, and make FWD cars RWD.  Purists would have an aneurysm if they saw my garage and what I did.

Neutral:  Don’t care what Ferrari is releasing.  Will never be able to afford one, and even if I could, I’m just not into them.

Solid Crackpipe at that price.  The first thing that most people are going to do is rip out that garbage excuse for an engine, and replace it with something that at least has triple digit horsepower.  At the asking price I personally think that it’s too high.  Drop it a few grand and maybe it would be a NP as long as…

That looks like a dildo shifter!

A set of snow tires would like to have a word with you.

I tend to keep a few spares around so when I read “NPOCP” I can grab a fresh one after blowing out the mouse button.

This is the correct take.  I’ve yet to see one BMW SUV that doesn’t look like piping hot dog excrement.

I also work on all of my own cars, and would never buy something like this.  I kind of like spending time with my wife and kids instead of fixing a money pit (which let’s face it, this is going to be a money pit).  I wouldn’t buy it but more power to you.

Instant crackpipe.  A boosted, 9 year old BMW that depreciated 80 percent in that time, has over 100k, and is guaranteed to make bank accounts vanish like the snappening?  No thanks.

First gear; Nissan played itself when they started making their cars soulless appliances with some of the worst CVT’s on the market.  The only 2 “exciting” vehicles they make haven’t been refreshed since Obama came into office.  They have been dead to me for years.

Solid crack pipe.  It is a spliced together rebuilt title car, and has the appeal of a Kartrashian.  I was never a fan of a FWD Focus ST, and this does nothing to change my disdain for them.

That was one thing that I was curious about.  I go to Taiwan every year or so for roughly a month, and I was wondering if my car would be legal there if I decided to move there and have it shipped.  Are their smog laws vastly different than ours?

I’ve heard that it is really good.

I’m willing to bet that there were empty vodka bottles at the Chernobyl plant.

Crackpipe.  The sellers description in the ad doesn’t instill confidence that this isn’t a pile of shit that will grenade during the test drive.  It’s highly overpriced in my opinion and the only thing going for it is the manual trans.

Glad they caught this fucklord, and I hope he gets charged with more counts of fuckery.  May he get fisted in a jail cell.

I always bring power banks with me for flights.  Between the kids tablet, my wife’s phone, and my stuff, it’s really nice to be able to charge it wherever I’m at without worrying about having to find a power outlet.

These are crack pipes at any price, and here’s why I think that they are.  This is the worst looking generation, they haven’t aged well, and every time I see one, it’s either clapped out, riced out with a dumb fart pipe or a spoiler on top of the spoiler, and plasti dipped wheels.  Every other generation Celica looked…

Can we add “dickbeater” to the list?  My dad used to call the shitty old work truck at the shop the dickbeater, and it has become a part of my vocabulary.