(conservative destroys Keurig)

If you want to really piss off those pedophilia-exposing Liberals, drive a Prius off of a cliff. Retweet this if you agree.

Every cup is infused with the flavor of a dying world.

Liberals are offended by this video of a Keurig being thrown off of a building.

I know they think they’re getting back at “liberals”, but, in the first place, an incredibly costly and inefficient machine that serves only one person and creates almost as much waste as coffee is just about the most “conservative” thing in the world.

If they actually put out a statement like this I would go fucking buy a Keurig, and I don’t even drink caffeinated beverages.

Dear People supporting a man who spent three decades earning a reputation for hitting on high school kids,

At least one poll conducted after the Post’s reporting shows Moore losing to Democratic challenger Doug Jones 42-46 after previously leading the race by a double-digit margin.

Just as a friendly, safety-oriented aside, the Heimlich maneuver is now recommended for near-drowning victims because artificial respiration is ineffective unless the water has been evacuated from the respiratory tract. Weird but true! :

I dunno how that is NOT harassment. Have we crossed the sexual rubicon to the point that asking a woman to watch you jerk off is acceptable behavior? Take it out of the colleague realm for a moment, Cabbie asks. Passenger says no thank you. Everybody cool with that? How about a waiter? “My name is Eliot and I’ll be…

You really don’t see the problem with asking a colleague in a professional situation if they’ll watch you masturbate? He has power over the careers/opportunities these women are exposed to. Do you do that at work? Walk into the lunch room and ask the first woman you see if she’ll look at your dick?

No matter the size of the person, you are going to break (not brake) a rib or two if you are performing CPR correctly. I have actually given first aid instructors a hard time for not warning students about the unintentional harm they are going to inflict on a patient while saving their life.

Crazy how much people overthink how complicated this all is. It’s really easy to understand!

Yo, people can live with broken ribs... they can’t live without oxygen though.

Does anyone ever really want to go to the office Xmas party anyway?

Seriously? You’re not sure if you are “allowed” to flirt with women at the office party, so you cancel the party entirely? Why not have the party anyway, and just don’t flirt? You know, treat it like a work event where you can mingle and be social but still be professional and treat your colleagues respectfully? Save…

This is the absolute truth right here. I (sadly) lived in Alabama for a while, and I’m forced to come to the conclusion that it doesn’t matter what you actually DO there. As long as you get up on stage and bleat about being a conservative Christian (and hate the shit out gay and black people) the people there will…

But they could turf Moore, slide Luther Strange in, and still win easily

I can’t believe that anyone would advertise on this show in the first place. Or this network.

Hannity’s base is now protesting Keurig & triggering the libs by smashing their own Keurig machines: