They only reason they haven’t is because Mango Unchained has hasn’t assigned Ambassadors to most countries, and there’s no one there to fuck things up.

I agree; sometimes Dan just annoys me with how unnecessarily flippant he is with people. It’s like he just can’t avoid being an asshole when he doesn’t really need to.

Except the need for it, I suppose.

I’ve heard a lot from DC insiders about Clinton and Bush Senior. Apparently, Obama, Carter, and Reagan were not the type to ever do anything inappropriate. Not sure about W, but I’ve not heard anything and that’s saying something

While the younger Bush’s political morality is certainly questionable, he always came across as personally sincere; I wouldn’t expect him to be a groper.

Also, or so I’ve heard, Wayne really doesn’t know which end of the gun the bullets come out of and really doesn’t care. He couldn’t give a crap about firearms or peoples’ “right” to own them. He just cares about being in a high-paid position of power.

I was just enjoying the new header image, instead of the old smackable photo of Dan they used to put atop this feature.. but then Dan compensated with that incredibly obnoxious answer to HISBUM. Good work, I guess.

My feelings are that if you are getting off or getting someone else off through direct contact with another person (whether that be physical touching, phone sex, stripping, trading naked pictures, or whatever else), you’re cheating to some degree if your relationship is monogamous and your partner hasn’t given you…

A bunch of them were bugging our PM on Twitter today. The one I noticed in particular had a bio of “I hate liars” and was making pro-Trump comments insisting Trudeau was a liar.

Lol ah yes, the natural blonde with her natural brown roots.

Their firing range in VA does not allow bump stocks.

Oh wait! Just like Axis of Anarchy!

Wayne LaPierre is great at talking about the right to bear arms when he’s surrounded by layers and layers of heavy security.

There was 0.0% chance the Republicans were going to consider any kind of ban on bump stocks, lest they suffer the wrath of their NRA masters.

It can never be pointed out enough that we let the murder of 20 innocent children and their fearless educators go unanswered, We did nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Everything from there on has been farce and fuckery. Fuck it all, indeed.

This was actually kind of historic. He didn’t just take jabs at Trump. He spoke for ten minutes, from the heart, and tore into Trump in a way we haven’t really seen yet from a Republican.

that or the extensions get in the way....

I just assumed he had to go get a tissue to wipe off all the rage spit that had collected on his screen...

Why do Trump’s word vomit tweets always have such large time gaps between his threaded posts? I always assume that he writes these while struggling to eke out a bowel movement, but I may be wrong. Anyone else want to hazard a guess?

Of course the bump stuck ban fizzled out. This is America, where 20+ children can die and no one does a thing but GOD FORBID a woman try and get birth control or an abortion.