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Guy in my fantasy league took a ground ball to the nuts in a company softball game, but his injury was worse than this: he lost one of his testicles. Now every year his fantasy team name is “One Nut Wonders.” Sad.

“Guys, start talking... okay, Cowherd, say something dumb and vaguely racist... that’s good, that’s good. Whitlock, chuckle about it to show the audience that Cowherd’s not that bad a guy... great... now Whitlock, say some creepy innuendo when explaining the current event Cowherd was being a dick about. Great! OK,

When your scouting report tells you to make an extra effort to defend your nether regions, you unfortunately leave your facial area more vulnerable to attack, and that’s likely what happened here.

I like Nick Saban now. I’d buy him a drink right now if I could.

...and he gave them all herpes. Yeah Jeets.

...specifically with Dana White’s fat bulbous head in the background.

Was that in slow mo? Zzzzzz...

Is that a real Riley quote? I thought that was satire at first.

Why, Deadspin. Why? Why share this. I want to read about sports, not this. Come on, Deadspin. Why?

#TeamLupica! Durant’s a coward.

And you’re a hater. South Park and Family Guy are hilarious and bring a lot of laughter to an otherwise cruel world. So what if children don’t get the jokes and act like assholes? They were gonna be assholes anyway, so fuck them. Hopefully they grow up one day. And if they don’t, I don’t give a fuck, I have my own

I’m baffled that you’re baffled.

Innocent until proven guilty. Maybe he did it, maybe he didn’t, but this guy appears to be an easy target for this kind of thing.

Never forget Duke Lacrosse 2006. Condemning these men now shows a serious lack of experience and intelligence. It’s okay to report the story, but it’s not okay to declare them rapists. Let the court system play out, hear the verdict, then make any personal judgement you want. But not before. The article’s writer of

Penalties are awesome no matter what. That’s why I love the end of the Deer Hunter.

LOL, fair enough. Watch the Vice Sports thing on him on Youtube to balance out the hate though.

Hate to say it, but Hample seems like a good guy. I think he deserves to be made fun of from time to time, particularly with how he initially reacted, but he comes off as a pretty decent guy nonetheless. He certainly won me over in that video Vice Sports did on him and the A-Rod ball.

The pay gap is a myth.

Lol, the Vegas Babies! Funny.

Hey good for Kevin Love putting together a very solid game seven last night, all things considered. I very much enjoyed watching the Dubs go down too. Kevin contributed to that.