Alien #2: Are you sure it’s a Lotus? It starts and the lights work.

Previously reported by you! It’s a cheap game you guys keep playing.

And then you go into preaching lines such as “only concerned with the legality of the move and not any other safety or moral implications”, or finding it alarming that the response to those questions was that yes, they did check the legality of such a device.

Do you actually believe that?

It’s all fact but it’s also an extremely one-sided and weak analysis.

Huh... I thought “Let’s Randomly Insult Musk For Our Weekly Boners” was on Wednesdays.

President Trump after your recently reported comments on Africa, are you concerned that the Black Panther movement is gaining traction in Wakanda?

Especially since they are admitting online that this is being used to harass people, but I guess that detail doesn’t matter.

When I was a kid, bike racks were damn near everywhere.

Yeah dude, I like geeking out about the potential the future has. A lot of people on Jalopnik shit on electric cars and Elon and I don’t get it. Your hobby would be more boring without Elon. I find Jalops like to be very critical of the cutting edge, yet they pine for the cutting edge of 20 years ago like sweet 90's…

Left-wing ILLEGAL aliens taking HUMAN jobs, PRO-ALIEN congress does nothing. I will build a planetary shield and the aliens will pay for it, I’ll make earth great again #MEGA

Weird, the guy with face tattoos makes ridiculously bad decisions.

Believe it or not, sex and love are two different things. (ideally they should be intertwined, but you can certainly have sex with a person you don’t like, and you can certainly love a person without sex being part of the relationship).

They seem to think that adding extra unnecessary syllables makes them sound smarter.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

I was threatened before the event even started. I was just sitting there in my seat, after eating many delicious churros (hats off to the organizers for that - they were good). That’s when security guy “Bob” — who refused to tell me his name despite me asking again and again — told me not to make a disturbance and…

The door lock button thing isn’t that complicated. An remote door closer and self locking door latch will do. If you want to be real fancy throw in a smart lock and an arduino kit and I could make it voice activated. The whole thing would cost less $100.

As an aside. Is anyone in the media not a sleazy? wtf.

“It’s a popular song.

Reminds me of a super shitty Half-Life mod that was far more fun than it had any right to be.

I went to school with the dude. He was the kind of kid who wore a suit to high school and would tell the teacher they forgot to assign homework...if that gives you a hint about the level of stick up the buttery that is going on in his life.