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The scorpions were only as accurate and powerful as the plot needed them to be.

She has XY chromosomes according to Hogshead-Makar. This is an INCREDIBLY important detail that all the Deadspin writers intentionally omit. That, along with the highly elevated T levels should pretty much end the debate.

Pictured are the three women who placed behind Semenya at the Diamond League last week:

The Met Gala proved that it’s not Camp if you’re trying the guillotines can’t be constructed fast enough.

Nuke this godawful fucking thing from space. I want to dress like Katniss Everdeen, stand out front, and shoot one long, arcing shot of a flaming arrow from a bow I made from branches pulled off a tree with my bare hands directly into Anna Wintour’s forehead.

The Rockets are fully the most unlikeable team in the NBA.

I’d love to see a report of every free throw that James Harden has taken that he doesn’t deserve.

If he hadn’t been streaming we’d be reading about how Desmond died from 17 gun shots to the back after he attacked the police officers. 

It’s a sign for attention.

The greatest trick the Rockets ever pulled is making half the league Warriors fans for two weeks. 

It may not have the beauty and purity of Magic/Bird, but I still love it.

James Harden can eat a whole bag of dicks.

Watching James Harden not get the foul calls he’s used to is the most reliable joy the NBA playoffs can offer.

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“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

As Espinal recounts what seems to be the incident that led to the son’s broken arm, she also paints a picture of a fractured relationship

No wonder LeBron got rid of Walton, he’s clearly a Kobe guy. 

Methinks his knees are cooked. No lift on an already bad jump shot. And even though his FG% in the restricted area is up this year, that could be misleading because it doesn’t indicate drives/dunks vs. standstill layups on post-ups and putbacks on offensive rebounds. He’s attempted far fewer dunks this year (42) than

Or, alternatively (and this is coming from a Thunder fan) they shouldn’t make it a series.

They rather lose than have Bernie win and then be exposed for the conservatives they really are.