I think Trevor Noah said it best when he said he prays that beloved celebrities’ names are trending because they’re dead.

I thought it’s KR for Keith Ranier the creepy leader.

The fact that FLOTUS’s official Twitter account has basic grammar mistakes which no one has bothered to correct is somehow the maggot infested cherry on this cruddy sundae

My genuine reaction every time I’m confronted with the fact Melania is FLOTUS:

Sure. But if the incident happened/did not happen 40 years ago, and he does not remember it, what else could he say?

There is something so viscerally offensive about the phrase “flappy pussy”. Although, as it turns out, almost everything about men in Hollywood is proving to be viscerally offensive.

I think you’re mixing up Jim Henson with Steve Jobs, Henson died because he put off going to the doctor because he was so busy with work

This isn’t only about women.

(I wasn’t a woman though, so does my abuse count?)

“Take Joseph and Mary. Mary was a teenager and Joseph was an adult carpenter. They became parents of Jesus.”

Yeah, how the fuck is that happening?

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST!!

Huh?

So... yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I was reading this story an hour or so ago, in the waiting room for my therapist, who specializes in gender, sexuality, and their intersection with personality disorders. I showed this to her and she just got a confused look on her face and goes, “yeah, that’s a stumper.”

He and Anna Faris also abandoned (rehomed on freaking twitter) their elderly cat. These are not people I’m stanning for.

He is almost as good as Christopher Lee (who is the best Chris).

Time for us to pen the Elizabeth Taylor and Katy Perry time traveling internet romance!

I have a guy friend who jumped from rebound to rebound, and every woman he dated was PERFECT because she was “The complete opposite of [last girlfriend].”

I’m convinced she’s gay and Katy perry broke her heart.