...and it was one of those cheesy costume in a bag deals.

okay, now I love him.

I really think Dump forcing the words “I apologize” out of his face anus would trigger a massive stroke. It would be like him trying to ingest plutonium or drink ammonia. Completely foreign to the point of instant death at any level of exposure.

Oh now I like it. Before it seemed lazy.

The best part is the party’s theme was “bad taste”

There is no way to cover blue up with a $10 dollar box of blonde dye. No way. I have dyed my hair at home A LOT. I’ve been every hair color there is. This story is just bullshit.

I just wish Syria would shut up already about its goddamn deep dish pizza.

Exactly.

I really wish people would stop denigrating the Joker like this. The Joker is: highly intelligent, well dressed, thin, and often quite eloquent. Also if we’re talking Dark Knight, Joker’s also smart enough to ditch the sleazy Russian gangster.

Yup, this is real. I just sat in a salon for 3 hours waiting for brown die to set in over my maternity leave teal. Friggin nice n easy? She’s such a lazy liar. I blame genetics.

flannel and ripped corduroy =/= “punk”

Please. Beur men are primarily the ones who propositioned me on the street, masturbated in front of me constantly and bothered me when I’d sit on a bench in the park.

That’s impossible, blue base is incredibly difficult to remove, she would have had to bleach it out with at 20-30 volume cream. What a fucking moron. She doesn’t get to say she was punk or any type of rebellious kid. Fuck her and her family.

she “dyed my hair blue. Mom wasn’t a fan of this decision. She took one look at me and immediately went out to the nearest drugstore to buy a $10 box of Nice’n Easy. That night, she forced me to dye my hair back to blond.”

She wasn’t even a blonde then anyway. She was brunette up until she was in her late teens/early twenties. Color me shocked that a Trump is lying.

EXACTLY what I was thinking. God, she’s such a poseur.

This threw me off too. I know nothing about hair but it seems that going from blue to blonde with a box is kind of difficult. I suppose a professional could make it happen, but really.

You motherfucker.

It really got to me when Witherspoon said that she’s felt less alone in her career this past week then ever before.

Iceland. She’s their most famous export.