Cake’s version is superior to Gaynor’s

That surgery exists. I read an article about plastic surgery in South Korea, women, primarily those who work in the service sector, get something called a “smile lift”

People who talk about how inspiring it is with a positive attitude in cancer patients make me want to hurl.

I don’t like looking sexy. I feel awkward. Most of the time, I dress like Mayim Bialik (I don’t share her opinions dressing frumpy though!)

He really should revisit some of his old classics and give Bill O’Reilly leprosy

Are you still a furry if you’re a swan? Wouldn’t that be a feathery? (I’m sorry. I’ll see myself out)

Talk to your male friends. Make them think about their behaviour. Pay it forward, sort of

Everyone thinks they’re so damned interesting. WHY would I want to read about how two random people met and married? Maybe if the prose was enjoyable, but I somehow doubt it is

Cute. But they should add CLEAN YOUR WASHING MACHINE to the list. When I moved recently, there was an old washing machine in my new apartment that made my clothes stink. I cleaned it first by running it empty with lots of 20% actetic acid and then rinsing it, empty, at the highest temperature.

That “hole in the sheet-sex” is a lie anti-semites made up to ridicule jews

Well, to be fair, rich kids can be extraordinarily evil. (Source: my family is middle-class but I went to a snooty prep school)

I don’t know. Renee Zellwegger doesn’t have much charisma. Judy Garland was magnetic, mezmerising and magical. Zellwegger doesn’t exactly inspire confidence as a larger than life, arresting personality. And she doesn’t look anything like Garland

I graduted high school over 20 years ago

People who weren’t loved as children should be met with compassion, not scorn

Also, I don’t think Bette Midler needs anyone to fight her battles for her

What am I supposed to do with the water after I cook eggs, potatoes or other vegetables, pasta etc? If the people who built my kitchen didn’t want me to pour hot water down the drain, they should have given me more counter space for all those pots with warm water cooling off

My reaction to Lamp’s stupid post made Lamp upset so Lamp wanted ME to forgive them to make THEM feel better. No. And now my refusal has upset YOU, so you want me to “shut the fuck up” to protect your delicate sensitivities. No. Go back to your safe space, no one will “shut the fuck up” to make you happy

To be clear here: an ugly tattoo is an ugly tattoo, and idiots get tattoos, but not all tattoos are ugly and not everyone with a tattoo is an idiot

That’s rich, you calling other people “pathetic” and idiots

You just keep digging, don’t you? You could be a celebrity publicist, you’re so bad at this. Just say “I won’t do it again” and STOP TALKING