Ummmm if PBR gets replaced in your local fridge it won’t be replaced with some Quad-hopped hazy IPA or whatever, it will be replaced with more swill.

can this be avoided, or is it a feta compli

Hmm, do you seat 8?

Not necessarily. I am giant and ugly and I am not a winner here in America. 

We will never be the “good guy with a gun.” The 2nd amendment was never written “for us” it was written to protect “them” from “us.” 

I honestly think PBR is one of the better cheap-ass beers out there and it’d be a shame to lose them. 

I... did I just enjoy that trailer? What’s happening!?!

The sheer number of different emotions I’m feeling is exceptional. 

Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

Then I guess I’m gonna have to buy a $1200 Craigslist Miata instead.

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

“He asked me if I liked the announcers, and I said I don’t really pay close attention to them. He got a good chuckle out of that.”

Now that I agree with, re: proliferation of small breweries even as overall beer consumption is declining (data I’ve seen back both of these up). 

poor phrasing on my part. I agree with your points above, i just think the market for beer consumption is actually falling, and while the number of breweries is on the rise it’s all the small breweries. so its less of a growth in breweries and more a mathematical equation relating to peoples beer tastes.

How are those small breweries not “breweries”? I don’t see why their size makes this statistic misleading. 

DO NOT CONCEDE! Take that bastard to court! The fed court just ruled that the 53,000 votes Kemp tried to toss earlier should be re-examined. Do everything you can, Stacey. After Gillums’s and Beto’s losses, I am feeling quite blue. We need this one, Stacey! 

Good for her - she shouldn’t. I knew this particular race wouldn’t be called last night and as close as the polls are, every goddamn vote matters. Nah fam, we gonna sit here and count ALL these votes.

I was going to say they should call the UN Electoral Assistance Division since our own government obviously isn’t interested in overseeing fair elections.

Yes, girl. Do not concede shit. Fuck these dizzy dipshit white men, who think they own the world.

If I were Abrams, I’d be on the phone with the United Nations, ACLU, NAACP, BLM, AFL-CIO, NBA, MLS, ALS and as many other alphabet groups I could find, all damn day until they came down and call this election what it was, some fraudulent ass BS