*Spike Lee angrily tweets Sissy Spacek’s address*

I’m Jason. Here’s a pic.

Yeahhhh, that ain’t a good take. He’s a garbage human, but he’s got a very good amount of originality.  

Fox Studio’s CEO Brocktoon 

I honestly don’t think he wonders that.

or, like, people with children? people with familial bonds and healthy emotional relationships? People who don’t post stupid fucking comments on nerd blogs?

Norm Macdonald has had the kind of week that makes publicists find a back-alley doctor to supply them with a triple prescription of Xanax.

You have a Masters in PR?

Francesa reminds me of my father. And I’m older than Francesa. 

Put ‘em up!

Sorry if speaking up

Great writing Rooney. Gonna miss the column. The Rolling Stones have more good songs than the Smiths.  

i’ll shut you down you goddamn nerd

I feel like Dubblewhopper’s comment was kind of nonsensical except as a setup for your comment.

Well those are what people call *checks notes* “cars”

How you gonna talk to Alan Ruck about Twister and not ask him about what it was like to be part of the veritable Murderer’s Row of HITG’s that made up Helen Hunt’s team?

It suggests that he made some level of amends to her.

Oh, well if he’s immortal, I guess it’s not that big a deal.