Get some rest, man. It will be here tomorrow.

Porsche?

It wasn't. Venue in Orange County. It's in the article, but that was a fun reference!

Frozen ice? I think you mean "extremely cold steam."

Pirates LOVE Urkel.

Well, what are you gonna go to prison for, then?

"Basically every wall street trader is a coke head."

Everyone I know loves Nick Offerman. Even squares. ESPECIALLY SQUARES.

By drawing a mustache on his headshot?

I had a blast reading that!

Dump some Gatorade on your head and get back out there.

Good one?

I was there for CES and saw that place. It was a half-step above the type of Mexican cantina you would find at an airport, and considerably downmarket from a Margaritaville.

I have a strong hunch that acronym wasn't a timesaver.

It's going to be 'Low Winter Sun'. It's obvious.

Now I do. Good observation, and the fact that all her whimsy comes from being disabled may speak to her being a MPDG or Michael's boundless narcissism.

Anyone man who belongs to a gym has probably regularly experiences a locker room teeming with gay guys. It makes precisely no difference and is a silly pretense for this discussion. NBA players will be uncomfortable, but it won't be because of anything a gay player is doing or not doing in the locker room.

Hell yeah it was!!!!

I agree. The playlist is clutch. Anything that takes the

I found it incredibly odd that the "wall" once the elevator doors were open was about 8 feet tall. Normally, the area in front of the elevator doors is pretty much completely open, save for the small thickness of each floor. A nit to pick, no doubt, but bugged the crap out of me in that they had to bend over backwards…