Jesus, dude. How high are you right now? You gonna post another five responses?

Your comment may as well have been written in Chinese, I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. But I’m sure it was a sick burn, bro.

Yeah, it’s too bad we won’t be treated to two sweaty dudes rolling around on the ground with their legs wrapped around each other. That’s the real sport right there.

I’ve read and seen Macbeth performed dozens of times and I can’t figure out what you could possibly mean by “Trump had a real Lady Macbeth moment”.

It’s funny that you think he won’t do much damage. Hit up YouTube and watch what Mayweather can do to fighters with the skill and training to defend themselves against ordinary boxers. His skill level and speed make good fighters look like chumps. He could fucking kill MacGregor. At best, MacGregor gets knocked…

This isn’t “push back” or controversy, this is how science is done.

There’s the troll, giving us the contrarian hot take.. As predictable as the sun rising in the east.

Maybe the solution is that you just stay home.

My heeler wouldn’t let a stranger touch her even if they wanted to. Heelers are the best.

But if he thought it was real he would have instantly read every word (just like he watches every second of cable news coverage of himself) and fired off a typewritten letter to the author pointing out the things he disagreed with (cf. Graydon Carter’s regular updates from Trump regarding the size of his fingers). He…