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There are stores left selling her dross? I’m sincerely shocked. Here, we only stumble on it in discount type stores.

Stop trying to make “zaddy” happen.

The fucking British Royalty has been known to travel commercial when they’re not working, ffs. But no, he’s bigger than Prince William? Sure.

Jesus. He’s a fucking brat.

I’ve always thought I could run a business in Hollywood with a camper full of clothes from Old Navy where I could make stars look like normal people so that no one notices them.

The hell of it is, if he took off the fucking eyeliner and wore a little less jewelry...maybe threw on a pair of jeans, a t-shirt, and a hat...he probably wouldn’t even be recognized on a commercial flight. His “persona” has sort of given him a built in out to be able to dress down and not be recognized.

As a person with an autoimmune disease, I am not offended in any way shape or form and actually think this is a pretty good analogy. People need to sit the fuck down.

Im saying if my wife was brutally murdered three feet in front of me I wouldnt still be trying to cash in 40 years later.

True, except for the fact that Yoko actually DID break up the Beatles. She upset the relationship within the band, and more importantly, got John hooked on heroin.

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I’ll just leave this here in response to anyone who likes her singing. Two of the most iconic musicians of all time are drowned out by a dying cat

I cringe every time I hear someone refer to her as an artist. Shes just another trust fund clown making garbage.

After a period of time after the authors’ deaths (I think 70 yrs), the song enters the public domain. This will extend the $ flow to Yoko’s estate by at least 37 years.

I can’t be team Yoko, knowing how she screwed Julian over, both financially and emotionally (by helping drive a wedge between him and John).

I guess theres still a little meat on his corpse.

I have a soft spot for Pierce. He lost his wife and daughter to cancer, which is just awful. But he and Keely seem like and adorable and happy couple. I hate that she is frequently fat shamed by the press/public.

I really doubt this. I live in LA and have lots of friends who have worked at cedars. They don’t need to shut down any floor. They have SUPER fancy “birthing suites” for celebs, with private entrances, bedrooms for relatives, etc. My friend was even the one of the 24 hour a day doulas who work there. Talk about some

If the hospital really is moving patients to another building, or keeping an entire floor empty for Beyonce to pop out some kids, fuck that.

Ivanka’s “job”: Nose

some of the ferocity, I was a little blindsided by on a personal level,” she continued,

Wheh. For a second there I thought you were going to suggest Oranjello and Lemonjello.