Incredibly funny, on point and way too true. SAD!

Fox Entertainment is pretty much separate/independent of Fox News.

My laughs all sound like screams these days.

Yes, it is funny.

I need one of these, actually. I’ve got one of those big ass Ikea square bookshelves filled, plus a couple of regular size bookshelves, and I’m way too lazy to dust all that. About once or twice a year I blow some compressed air over the tops of the books, but that’s about it. Some of ‘em are pretty gnarly. lol.

Ice. Ice. Baby...

Y’know, I was reading the stories about the prank calls and kind of chuckled. After reading this response, I feel like I have no choice but to join in... I mean, it’s not like you get many of these easy-to-perform and highly effective methods of pissing off ICE officials.

I would say considering Polanski is a holocaust survivor, it’s not even the greatest hardships he’s personally faced in his life. It’s kind of silly to even call it a punishment.

I read a few articles when her book came out. Apparently, she’s the fuck over it, long ago stopped thinking about herself as a victim and feels this fight has nothing to do with her and hasn’t in decades. Yeah, she’s better than me too.

Chobani’s owner is an immigrant and he tries to help immigrants and refugees. Chobani is not just a yogurt company to Jones https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/business/for-helping-immigrants-chobanis-founder-draws-threats.html?_r=0 

Whether you like their product or not, their CEO seems to be a pretty great guy. He’s done a whole lot of good for his employees. It’s a super easy choice against Alex Jones who is probably rancid whale spooge personified.

Yeah, but he’s a billionaire so the dough is made from artisanal wheat grown in fields of gold-flecked soil tended by 7 farmers, one from each continent*, selected for their sure, steady hands and love of the land.

Welcome to Venture Capital 101: talk out of your ass using really sexy, beautifully designed marketing materials and passing the buck to someone else while you take the money and the press.

Like war profiteering?

Of course Trump has the biggest and best health violations. I expect nothing less from a kitchen that takes an expensive steak, burns the shit out of it, then douses it in ketchup.

Fake News!!! Trump had paid

Photographic evidence that Mar-a-Lago has a giant turd just sitting in the middle of the eating area:

Kind of explains why Trump gets his steaks burnt to crisp.

Katie also had the example of Nicole to go by. The divorce was sprung on Nicole and part of that was financial (doing it before the 10 year mark) but it was also probably partly to make sure he was prepared and ahe wasn’t when it came to custody and other issues.

I suspect that the thing Katie had that Nicole didn’t was a father who is a lawyer. That probably played the biggest role on how the divorce/custody issues turned out. Katie had someone on her side who knew what he was talking about and what he was doing.