This is why I live in the city: suburban neighbors are the actual worst.

I constantly see people wearing Detroit vs Everybody shirts here.

These people live in Oakland County, which might as well be the inverse of Detroit: Overwhelmingly white, conservative, and has functioning public services. The only time you fuck with Detroit is for the Eastern Market on on Saturdays or Tigers games.…

The first quote, you may actually have a point, but that one line of why this might be a good idea hardly justifies this entire article.

Anyone who has more than 2 drinks at a “party” (as defined above), is in fact a tiresome drunk that I can look down on as I sip my glass of water and then smugly go home.

Perhaps this is the perspective of an old, but I actually enjoy meeting people I don’t already know at parties. Yes, in the days before OKC and Tinder, people actually met in person at things like parties and that’s how they got dates and friends! Meanwhile, I’d never have more than a glass of wine at a family…

Nah, the alcoholic is the guy who needs a strict rule on the amount he allows himself to drink.

Dude, I can’t believe people are trying to call you an alcoholic and just wanted to say I totally agree with you. This article is judgemental as hell and basically says that everyone who has more than two drinks becomes a tiresome drunk that you can look down on as you sip your glass of water and then smugly go home.…

This is an article based on no facts that offers no valuable advice.

But see, that’s the fatal flaw with this advice: nobody wants to hang around drunk people UNLESS you too are also drunk.

for crissakes. i’m in my 40's. i quit weed, can’t find hash, quit pills and powder. 15 drinks is all i want. and you want to take 13 away.

They finished 5-11. They massively overachieved last year. He somehow got production out of Blane fucking Gabbert. Jim Tomsula wouldn’t stiff girl scouts, he’d stand in front of a Ralphs helping out by selling cookies for a month if they asked him. Hell he’s probably doing that right now.

I know this is sacriligious here, but I rooted for Jim Tomsula because he worked his ass off and took shit for years only to be put in the worst possible position. He’s the anti-Lane Kiffin and I respect all of those shitty odd jobs he had to work.

Dear Hollywood,

I’m a Lions fan and I have to mostly disagree. He WAS good a few seasons ago but as since been beaten to shit and is scared for his life whenever he snaps the ball.

I believe fuck you. #gogreen

‘Small market’ = not on the East Coast, in California, or Chicago.

Counterpoint:

I feel like this is because he is not a great recruiter. He does more with less than any other coach I can think of. Hes had some good players at MSU, sure, but no great talents. If he could bring in the players that Duke/UNC/Kentucky get, man would have at least 3 Nat’l Champs.

I believe Derek Jeter’s running catch and leap into the stands vs the Red Sox was totally overrated and not that great

Except that if you are truly good enough and in a big enough lead, the items don't matter. I've won plenty of races, leading from the very beginning, even after getting hit with blue shells. In MK8 you also have defense items like the horn to actually destroy the blue shell so while I see your point, it really doesn't…