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Ugh, Four Lokos. It's like drinking an entire bottle of disgusting, sugary wine. I don't know I, a successful 27 year old lady, keep drinking this. (Just kidding, I do— It's because it's cheap and I hate my job and I can buy it at the convenience store next to where I work immediately after my shift ends. Cheers!)

You don't like drugs, but many people do, sorry but that's how it goes sometimes.

Interesting. As someone who's never had an addiction, this perspective honestly didn't occur to me. I don't think anyone here is saying that drug addiction is not a big deal; we know it is. But for some people, drugs really are nothing more than an occasional indulgence. It's really unfortunate if this is triggering

Unless you have visited every city on the planet, how can you say any city is the greatest? What if there is a city in Europe that only has 28 people, 26 of them are hot chicks that will bang you for a nickel, and the other 2 are dudes who give you nickels for free. - Greg Giraldo

Chicago > New York City

Less people. Better food. Relatively cheaper. Friendlier. Smells better. Best bar in the world where baseball just so happens to take place.

Bring out the torches....

You know, I don't have a huge problem with an adult admitting that an issue is complicated and trying to think it out. Transgender issues and rights are relatively recent discussion points, so I don't fault people in not immediately jumping to the "correct" conclusion and worldview. I'm not saying we should give

I liked this episode just solely for this part

Man, how freaking awesome is it that you can just straight up watch every single episode of this show on the official website? No piracy or netflix needed. One day when we establish a true Utopian society, all TV shows will be this way. And that'll be the milestone to let us know we've reached it.

Yeah, well guess what? Now that we have black people, we're starting to get good at basketball!

We should have a duel of some kind. Duel between d-league and nba dunkers. If d-leaguer wins then he gets a contract with an nba team and one of the nba dunkers gets demoted. Also the trophy could be some sort of dual-headed dildo.

That seems like a seriously tight turn for a Super-G course. Aren't the gates supposed to be spaced further apart to support faster downhill speeds?

"What distraction?" - The National Football League

There are lots of Pat Burrell stories and when I was living in South Philly, my roommate and I heard them all. One of our favorites was when he took my friend's uncle's former roommate's second cousin's landlord's 18 year old daughter home to his place in Rittenhouse Square and went to change.

In the South, this list goes:

My favorite game didn't make the list: "Tries To Make Eye Contact With Girls All Night, Goes Home Sad And Alone"

no fucking helmet??? This dude is so lucky he didn't split his noggin wide open. Did this with some friends years ago in just a parking lot, and one guy's helmet exploded on the ground and he got knocked out

This is all bad, yeah. However, some context is needed. How out of line is this from other NFL locker rooms? Is this an outlier? Or is this standard operating procedure?

They get $90 for games. Say 5 hours at the game and 6 hours of practice per week, that's better than minimum wage. No one forced them to be a Ben Gal...they can always go work at McDonald's...

I don't get the no-panties part. Is that normal? Are pantyhose "enough" or is this some sort of weirdy thing for some guy in the front office to get off to?