Serious Florida Man vibes.

A teaser to a teaser next April then the big reveal in June with the game dropping in September.

1,000% THIS

Dude, the GTA6 trailer is five days away. If your (see: Kotaku’s) six daily GTA plugs are already down to “look at these three birds”, you’re in really bad shape.

It’s the same basic game every time, just usually better than the last.

I get you on the radio silence thing but also I kind of appreciate that while we always know a new sequel to a franchise of theirs is obviously coming, Rockstar tends to prefer not to officially announce anything until they have something substantial to show and the ability to actually release it within a reasonable…

Call me jaded, but I think there’s something exceptionally fucking lame about hyping a trailer release date rather than, you know, just posting the trailer and letting the excitement for their product go off the charts as it should.

At first I was going to make the same comment but then I remembered what it was like being in basic training and then AIT. Some people either have zero shame/respect towards people near them or vastly overestimate their ability to be discreet.

how strikingly beautiful she is

Why the fuck would you watch someone else play video games?

The diehard Sonic fans at the worst.

Remind me what her talent is again?

She’ll never fuck you Levi, no matter how many articles you post about her...

No matter how many articles you write (or have ChatGPT produce) she’s still not going to fuck you for the exposure. 

Prices for real estate have been sky high since covid. And Florida’s not going to suddenly be underwater in a year...

Stop writing about this scam artist.

How many Amouranth articles have you guys written at this point? Pretty sure the “Queen of Twitch” doesn’t need the extra exposure. Why not write some stuff about smaller streamers who could benefit instead?

She’s building an empire, after all, having bought a gas station,

Right. The collective aneurism from the general public and press coming to terms with the obvious is astounding. Take the same product, remove the Bethesda name and absurd hype, and it would’ve been forgotten and dismissed within a month.