You just made all of that up though

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!

Chase goes hard to the hole just like his old man, MILF.

And yet no schools seem interested in his stepbrother, Meander Couchpotato.

Ben Roethlisberger says probably not.

“So let’s talk about the time you investigated the corrupt Blatter.”
“Actually, if you read the report, it wasn’t corruption. He actually paid them to do that.”

Those are the best kind of posts.

I’m sure his good buddy Trump can get it back for him at the next Kremlin sleepover. Yes, I just posted to a 3.5 year old post.

Their derby with Man Village is the stuff of legend.

Which is even more ironic when you realize that one of the top teams in the 10th Division is Manchester Divided.

Everybody in the UK is required to play soccer and is stuck in regimented divisions; failure to comply results in a mandated visit to Room 101*. Deadspin will cover any developments that happen in the 6th to 498th divisions.

I thought the whole point of Brexit is that you could say this stuff now

They had a shot at him, before he took the Celtic job and passed. No way he leaves Celtic for that trash heap.

Jurgen Klinsmann thought it was worth granting this asshole a guaranteed World Cup roster spot so he wouldn’t go play for Germany. The “obsession” spreads far beyond American shores.

“Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this one, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.”

In places like Cleveland and L.A., that’s called “looking for the challenge flag.”

(Read in Gruden voice) Look at the motor on this guy. He gets up in there and starts banging around and BOOM he just unloads. I love the get off on this guy.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

"I'm sorry, that's not even close to qualifying."

Sarah Palin's camp continues to deny that Glenn Rice's nickname for her was Mudhoney.