@Rocket Queen: you think this is bad? try being from ANY country on the continent of Africa. the accents, the fake countries, the...well... the everything.

@not_zooey: yes, yes yes!!! that is the exact same thought that came to mind. i was like - he totally stole the idea from bones, thankfully he didn't steal a corpse too.

@TheJubjubBird: It's like ethnic food, with a side of ethnic hair

@Laura Valentine: Shock Absorber Level 4 bras are the best thing ever! there's nothing i can't do in them, including breathing. and i like the way they look.

@Retter8: oh absolutely! it changes your life, to be able to just put on ONE bra, look and feel great and be able to work out vigourously without bouce and chafing. and figleaves is a great website. i LOVE it.

@isis1231: I'm a DD wear Shock Absorber sports bras and swear by them! I run and they keep me completely in place. I tried Enell and I feel like I'm about to pass out in them AND I feel like I am bandaged.

@greeneyedfem: AH BHUVAN!!

@Champagne4Breakfast: and Tupac will be wearing a pair of sneakers that were released in January 2010, just to prove that he's alive and well and living it up in Tanzania!

@onomatopizza: i get where you're coming from but, if they realised that it was time to make their logo less offensive, didn't someone think they might want to do the same with their decor?

@onomatopizza: and that is supposed to be an ethiopian? and paying homage?

Okay so I was overdue for a bikini wax, but what kind of place makes you take your hair home with you?

@chinaplate: pish posh! what is this crazy talk? South African AND resembles Pienaar? why the world's brains would explode

@Brigit: hey, hey, hey! what are you saying about the panda and the unicorn. once society opens its mind to their love, they are so totally getting together!

No, no, Elizabeth, you're wrong. The source of the problem is the storks. There are way too many of them and they are just out of control!

@kkatt: Funny, I was just thinking the same thing. He doesn't seem that witty in real life.

@you've got red on you: yeah, why is EVERYONE a size 8?!

@SomeAuthorGirl: hand sanitizer makes me feel dirty too!

@Eleanor Ramilly: I'm off to get another coffee. I read that as "plan is to get straight. I start on my second bachelor's" and i was thinking whaaa??

@FactCat: i love eggnog. or maybe i just love bourbon.

@hortense: Like the earth wearing a bumpit...