@amoureuse is a second class citizen: I'm thinking the confusion is there partly because he was born in Congo and also because he is always referred to as a "Congolese rebel", even though he was a part of the Rwandan Patriotic Front.

@BabyJane: Or that I have to be at work right now, even though the building shuts off the heat over the weekend and temperatures are below freezing. Damn you Jennifer Aniston and your comments!

@BabyJane: And what about that disastrous attempt at Coupling? I don't know if I shall ever be able to forgive that.

As someone who has never liked coattails, I am so glad Obama didn't force me to bite my tongue.

@trakkie: I myself giggled at Joseph Robinette Biden.

Yeah.... I still can't say anything bad about Angela Bassett. She is teh awesome.

@RodericaSnake: Well, as a green card holder (making one a permanent resident) one does have to pay taxes, much like an American citizen. It is only if you are a foreign citizen without permanent resident status that you may be exempt.

I live for the day that I triumph at double dutch. And by triumph - 15 seconds before I get tangled up would be great.

@hammerimissu: I smell a Single Ladies remix. Beyonce could reach a whole new demographic here.

Toure: Do you like teenage girls?

I had to discover what PLAKOW means. I see now that PLAKOW is PLADOW to the nth power.

@bureaucrette: ditto except i am opting for warm first and hope that the bulk looks cute on me.

Britney was right. This purple drank really hits the spot!

@hydrogen_jukebox: it's beyond gloomy and the wind makes umbrellas a joke.

@NefariousNewt: but he was polite enough to clean up his mess before he left. that must count for something.

@AthertonMerriweather: Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream is the awesomest! it is the only corn syrup i eat. mmm... mmm... truthiness!

A co-worker got me to go to a class with her - she was raving about the class. I went because I couldn't find a way to tell her that I didn't think it was for me, without offending her, plus she claimed it was a great workout. So... It wouldn't had been so bad if they hadn't encouraged us to wear those glass-bottomed…

must use "bedraggled" in a sentence every day.

@emilyanne: i am on season 3 of the wire (best show ever) and i was reading this and toally thinking of clay davis. you watch episodes and think - why is that guy not in jail? or shot? and he is still there, on top.

@Your Screenplay Sucks: if they can make hair dye for vaginas, they sure as heck can make sparkly scrunchies for armpit weaves.