i read pinch the penis and thought - i really need to work on the kegels.

@Ratinski: i recently picked up jeans at ann taylor loft. they have a curvy fit that works well for me.

@hellodarling!: Well, I don't know what shape I am but apparently my hips and boobs are not in the designers' vocabulary. At H&M I have to go 2 sizes up to get anything that will fit over hips or boobs and now at Banana Republic the jeans shape that was formerly curvy is now "Urban Fit". What the hell is that?

After which Guy Ritchie said, "Um, what was the question again? Oh, Team Shawn or Team Nastia?"

@MakeFetch: i was just listening to the podcast this morning. i was all - aww phil collins your poor heart. and i can't believe how addicted to this american life i have become. it all started with the life after death episode someone recommended.

@robot ninja spy, of the guild of calamitous intent: i now have the theme song to danger mouse stuck in my head! and i crave to watch an episode.

@I.Can. Haz.Black.Editors?: forget taking away her puppies, they need to change the statute of limitations, is what they need to do.

@ULookinAtMyJunk is the Hate Mitigator: amen to that! *cough* sharon jones *cough*

@I.Can. Haz.Black.Editors?: sex kitten? i was thinking - this sounds like a stephen king novel. all that's missing is her chopping off half his foot so he doesn't try to run away.

@langtry: well, to quote tlc:

@Bitcherina: awesome! i am going to so use that the next time someone tries to say something. i love my bust but i hate that clothing hates on it.

@snowboardervxn: i know! i was listening to my podcast this morning and i was all "go jezebel!"

@Meg: i just choked on my rooibos tea. yeah the crotch sweat sucks and i really hate that when i have to walk home after my run. it really is the only sweating that i don't like.

@SisterMaryMartha: i too can't afford such pricey bras. i need new sports bras and i just can't bring myself to spend the money. what to do... what to do? oh kind benefactor with plane hanging about in backyard - won't you help us out?

@SisterMaryMartha: my boobs are so big i need a big butt to keep me from falling over!

@SisterMaryMartha: a had a random plane ticket from a wedding i couldn't make and went to england. i went to marks & spencer and i felt i had died and gone to heaven. a whole floor of cute bras for ALL sizes! and a great bra fitting department too. oh and the prices? starting at 8 pounds, which is still cheap in US…

a few days ago i was in target and as i was heading out, i saw this big security dude walking towards me. i started wondering where i had chucked the receipt but then he walked up to the white dude near me and asked for his receipt. was i wrong to feel relieved and impressed?

i was channel surfing and came across "i love the new millenium" where i found out two things. one - who let the dogs out is about ugly girls in the club. and two - who let the dogs out won a grammy.

i was reading about this this morning and he has a "Jews Against Obama" shirt and one that says "Who Killed Obama" and claims he sold 1,200 of those.

@dandelionbrowne: oh no! the lyrics are in my head