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Also, same on that. No one would go to the garlic festival! So I got a burrito and watched Harry Potter. It's on all weekend!

I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO WATCH THIS AS SOON AS IM DONE WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is my favorite comedy on TV. I’ve never seen a comedy, or pretty much any show, handle clinical depression as well as YTW did in S2. I would attach a strong recommendation to this comment, except if you’re clicking on this article, I’m guessing you already watch.

Here’s a picture of one of our rescue kitties in her favorite sleeping position to join the parade of cats.

I just want to see his reality show again. It was the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever seen.

I got a PhD in EcHoeNomics and I ain’t afraid to use it.

Man that Tokyo 2020 presentation was pretty good.

I LOVE the Olympics, summer games in particular (obviously). I am watching closing ceremony now and feeling blue because how did the two weeks go by already?! And now I have to wait another FOUR years?!? *sobs*

Oh, that would be Rowdy. His name is quite fitting.

Well, that’s it. To all the assholes badmouthing Brazil about venues collapsing left and right, a zika epidemy, ever athlete being kidnapped and murdered, everybody dying from the water and other bullshit, eat your hearts out! The only relevant incident happened in the imagination of Ryan Lochte.

NBC’s abysmal coverage was by far the worst thing in my opinion. I’m going to watch the next ones via BBC using a VPN, and I hope everyone who might otherwise be stuck with network programming does the same.

I’ve watched it like it was my job 😞

Did you guys know people like to party in Rio? Like that's all they do. Rio party. Party Rio. Rio. Party.

Hahaha, I’m still mad at her about ‘98 too. Not my gold medalist! Huzzah for Michelle Kwan, gazillion-time world champion!

I visited this place in the Spring, due to the private jet I fly spending 3 days in Islamabad. Most of us are OIF/OEF veterans, so we had our security consultant hire a car and security. We did a day trip up there, and there isn’t much to see. We relieved ourselves on the property (seemed appropriate), looked around

I have a better idea;

That’s definitely how we should have treated his corpse. Allegedly, he was dumped in the ocean because they were afraid his grave site would become some sort of shrine. We should’ve built that shrine ourselves, in the middle of nowhere, and hellfire’d anybody that came near it. Rinse and repeat.

Double down. Print out this picture and put it on his desk:

I’m a Bears fan and I still can’t help but love Aaron Rodgers. He does insane impossible things on the field, and is both decent and funny off of it.

I’ve finally (finally!) reached a place with my skin where I feel comfortable wearing sheer or little makeup. It’s literally been two years since I bit the bullet and went to a derm, so I’m so, so happy to finally be able to say that I think I’m beyond my problems with acne. SO, I recently rediscovered MAC Face &