Be careful out there. I have run in to a few local officers who are just itching to to pull their service weapon on a “confrontational suspect,” so as much as I am for calling out their shit when they pull it, I would rather not have to read about you on a blog post here.

“Wouldn’t you love to see one of these ship owners, when somebody disrespects our tea, to say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the ship right now, out, he’s fired. He’s fired,’” Trump said. “You know, some owner is going to do that. He’s going to say, ‘That guy that disrespects our tea, he’s fired.’ And that owner, they…

... and take your star!

I have a hard time believing that anyone would distance themselves from someone who sincerely wants real systemic change and acts to create it, especially if they are willing to put their lives on the line. Unfortunately, this could very well happen, because people are often suspicious of others’ motives. But that…

I don’t know, man. I think Trump could hold a rally at this place and still be the biggest whore there.

Good for him! It must blow their fucking minds that a white man would so publicly disagree with The Annoying Orange, but those with a thought in their heads know the guy is a con-man and a failure.

You would not want to try this with any time left on the clock because if it misses, like it did, your opponent now has the ball back at the 50 yard line.

The local VFW is right behind his house. Some of those guys are getting up there in age, but will refuse to calm down on bingo night. 

I get that. When I lived in Marietta, no one was from there. It was all new homes with Yuppie and Dobbins AFB families back in the ‘80's. Most of my neighborhood was from Long Island. The contrast with the rest of the state was stark, to say the least. Of course, back then Sandy Springs was “the sticks,” so it’s been…

Holy shit! What the fuck, North Carolina?

I’m guessing this school in the middle of Bumfuck County, Georgia has a lot of racial skeletons in its closet, and, hell, probably some right out in the living room.

They’re mad because their preferred Kinja troll watering spot was shut down and so they’re flailing around looking for a new spot to roost.

I would imagine anyone kicking Pence’s ass in a debate, but I would love the visual of Pence getting torn up by Harris (former prosecutor) or just plain refusing to stand on the debate stage with a woman unless Mother could be up there with him!

As much as I would have loved a Warren/Abrams ticket, I am sure that someone is screaming that “YOU CAN’T HAVE TWO WOMEN ON A PRESIDENTIAL TICKET!”

Seriously, I’m in!

Needs more Tommy...

Holy fuck! That Heavy article is disturbing!