Came for this, not disappointed!

On a completely unrelated note, “Deputy Inspector Seymour Pine” is the most gay-porn name I have heard in a very long time! 

Reid can’t even kill a clock.

It’s all about confidence! And whiteness.

*Looks at header picture*

What does Kansas have to do with this?

Well done!

My first thought was “did she check to see if he was OK?” If I see someone is out in the bathroom, I think “medical emergency, call 911!”

Should Satan chop Trump’s tortured soul in to 8 equal pieces and distribute them among the 8 remaining Circles

I thought so! They make it as a tee shirt, too!

Yes.

No, no, wait... I have met a few. The agenda also includes... dancing, I think? And working out to the point that straight guys feel bad about their own bodies. I think that covers it.

He looks like a surprised albino sloth.

Do you think Iran will improve its behavior as an international actor if rewarded for blowing shit up?

Fox News’ Laura Ingraham was vetted for the role of White House Press Secretary.

It would be also be worth it to watch David Icke and Alex Jones flip the fuck out. “See, we told you! REPTILIANS!”