Dammit, I just posted the same thing!

This explains a lot. Trump is using cartoon logic. It all makes so much more sense now,

“But it’s disrespectful to the pitcher! He is going to ruin the pitcher’s confidence, so the pitcher needs to throw at his head the next time the teams meet! He needs to learn to play ball the RIGHT way! You don’t show joy when you accomplish something!”

“Heluva Good” is the actual brand name of the dip, which is pretty good stuff.

“I asked for a firetruck , but got a fatwa instead.”

Yeah, but if everyone else leaves, then maybe I do not end up hearing whatever verbal diarrhea he excretes that particular day.

I believe that this is the ticket that wins.

I know that this may sound weird, but hear me out if you would.

I am really beginning to wonder, where does Trump find all of these completely unqualified blonde women?

Thanks, I appreciate it, though I can’t really take credit for the name!

“So what if there is evidence of collusion? Is collusion a crime? Are they going to charge him with collusion? Conspiracy to collude with a foreign government to influence an election? Stealing an election? Treason? Working for a foreign government that has a disgusting, compromising video of him? Stealing Adderall…

“But he has the BIGGEST lies! They are really GREAT, HUGE lies! And he has the biggest number of lies ever! Believe me, his lies are just going to get BIGGER, and BIGGER NUMBERS of lies, too! No other president in HISTORY has this number of lies! No one will ever have this number of presidential lies ever again! HUGE!…

“Good for him!”

Yeah, but you need college football to get molested.

No, you see it is not your language that makes you radical to them.

I stand corrected!

That is the reflex response of someone backing away from an abuser if I ever saw it. I am really afraid of the shit that will come to light once this motherfucker is dead.

“Using language like that in front of her son and whoever else was there, I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family. I thought it was highly disrespectful to the United States of America.”