It’s spelled “zza” you fucking dingus.

“So I *hiccup* gave a nazis the finger on twiir. I did. I wantit to say ‘hey, you nazi assholes, you want a pizza me?’ but I dint. *hiccup* I prolly should have..Have you ever tried eatin your pizzza the ‘wrong way?’ Don’t *hicup* even repeat this..bu is kinda fun. Don’t even repeat that”

majoring in criminal justice

Well, ok, but if I get rid of my single serve coffee machine I’m going to need to find another physical manifestation for my crippling loneliness.

It’s not a very popular technology for home users but I found that using MOCA adapters over the existing cable in my home worked very well. (MOCA is the same networking technology that a lot of cable providers use to let their boxes talk to eachother.) I used it to add a 2nd Wifi access point on the other side of my…

Nope because bad journalism is still bad.

I wrote about that months ago, but nice try.

Good advice. Just remember what dogs do to trees though.

I would skate through a brick wall for that coach.

Tom Benson: new phone who dat?

Group text:

Oh hey look everyone. This guy’s here.

Since he is going on Sean Hannity’s show it sounds like he would rather cry with the sinners than laugh with the Saints 

The sun was brighter. The grass was greener. Food tasted better.

True, but the second way would let them work in the shade.

Probably the chamber where they store all the grain. That WAS the whole point after all.

Further suggestions, based on things that try my copy editor soul:

“Allegedly” should stand, as infuriating as that may be....

Please also add to the series when to use hyphens to join adverbs. Example: it’s “a highly coordinated effort” not “a highly-coordinated effort.” Too many people, including those who get paid to write, make this mistake.

The Office did it best.