I wonder if at some point he just starts shouting when he reads grocery lists aloud, too. “Eggs, Wheaties, apples, orange juice, milk, POWERADE! SEVENTH GENERATION! LIGHT BULBS! CAMPBELL’S SOUP! A NICE PIECE OF SALMON! canned tomatoes, soy sauce, spaghetti, butter.”

Well you know the old saying, Old Rich White Guys are Racist Assholes.

The go fuck yourself tee.

From the Reading Comprehension Tees

you’re going to die alone

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

What’s his address?

If you can, get a TV with NO smart TV features at all. Not only they are bad, using horrible hardware and software, and outdated faster than any alternative... they are at best not much different than crappy IoT devices, at worse complete security and privacy holes. TV manufacturers have no incentive to update OS and…

Flick? Where are you from?

One thing people who don’t live in or near DC should understand about this: The percentage of people who are Caps-Skins-Wiz-Nats fans is pretty small, even among people who are fans of all four sports. There’s a bunch of adjacent but somewhat segregated social, economic and frankly racial groups that vote for one or…

We Work sounds like something the obnoxious Neo Liberal Shills on Pod Save America would try to shove down our collective throat. We don’t you wonks go fuck yourself with a set of bulletpoints. #blessed.

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos immediately stepped in and said that the newly named Barack Obama school will only receive 3/5ths its previous funding.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

The only thing exciting about this is that non-Alexa Sonos speakers will be getting a price drop. If I wanted Alexa, I would buy a dot. Alexa doesn’t need to be physically integrated into my music system.

I swear to god I’m not trying to be smarmy or holier-than-thou here, but I have a really hard time reconciling this website’s coverage of things like CTE and the huge cost of brutal hits ... and its routine celebration of brutal hits, injuries, and people getting knocked the fuck out.

Whoa whoa. You’re telling me that white people in charge of young black men and also profit massively from these black men’s talents would change the rules and not say anything? And then use the revised rule as a way of punishing said black men for going against the wishes of their white employers? In America?

Wouldn’t someone like Bill Cosby fit better with the other two?

There’s a major problem with that logic, however. There’s an even longer rumored history of Richard Gere and bestiality. Is it true? There’s no credible evidence. There’s no person going on any sort of record saying its so. It’s been reported numerous times in numerous places over decades. By your logic we must assume…

The reason people are asking that is because everyone else that was mentioned is — if not actually convicted — has at least has been ACCUSED by someone of an actual specific act. They are all objectively terrible people.

I’m going to pile on because you deserve this. Who knows, it may come out that LCK did indeed do some unforgivable shit. Problem is, there is zero credible information behind this and you look like just the latest GMG asshole trying to turn this into a thing. If a credible source ever emerges, I’ll be the first with a…