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I see you practice the D.E.N.N.I.S system.

I see you practice the D.E.N.N.I.S system.

Our dog also sleeps under the covers. In fact, he prefers to be under some sort of cover most of the day. Early on, he was afraid of getting under, and so he’d lay on top of the covers and pin us down in the bed. So we eventually coaxed him under and now he loves it.

Montgomery County, MD resident here.

How noble of you.

How?

Look, I know this is just a Deal post and LH isn’t actually vouching for this product...

Look, I know this is just a Deal post and LH isn’t actually vouching for this product...

It means exactly that. To place your knife and fork at roughly the 5:00 position of your plate to signal that you’re done. I have no idea if that’s a universal term, or just something my mom made up. Which is why I used quotes.

Same here! Growing up in the south, my mom was always reminding me to “close” my plate, by setting the knife and fork at 5:00. Still shocked how few people my age do it here on the east coast.

Right here, man.

I meant for my wife’s bottle. I always finish mine.

We don’t decant. But we absolutely aerate the first pour. I thought it was hooey, but every time I’ve does a taste test, it makes a HUGE difference. And every time I make someone else do a taste test, they’re also convinced. You can see the difference, too. That first glass out of the bottle is always visibly flat.

“Oh you sexually assault the womens? Yo me too dawg.”

Red Skelton...still clownin’.

Ha same here!

This is great, but it’s not the entire lineup.

This is great, but it’s not the entire lineup.

Easy, Jed.

I’d never heard ‘grok’ before coming to my current job. My coworkers use it quite liberally. I try to use it sparingly, mainly because I don’t really grok what it means.

Bill Cowher’s take on Gronk’s statement, during the CBS Halftime report (I’m paraphrasing here...)

Look, I get where you’re coming from. But cutting all these buzzwords from our lexicon is too big an ask. It doesn’t pass the laugh or smell tests.