Needs a cross post to Jalopnik.

To the people replying to you and saying a truck bed sounds roomy and cool, just remember that this is the surface we’re talking about:

Because my then GF wouldn’t she said and I quote “just because you sound like a hick doesn’t mean i’m going to let you guck me in a field like some hick”.

This is the only thing I want to talk about today. The Truck Fucking urge is starting to percolate into all facets of society. Have you ever had sex in a truck? Let me tell you, it’s one of the least sexy vehicle options. We all know it only ranks slightly higher than a mini-van.

I’d go with: “If you’re seeking to embrace Christ, stop being such a Godforsaken cunt.”

I refuse to die during the Trump administration. I will not have my last breath made ranting about the sorry state of this country under his administration. How crappy is it that you and life go your separate ways knowing that everything was worse off than when you started?

My cousin bitched about being called a bigot because he voted to “defend the defenseless unborn.” I’ve been sorely tempted to post all this shit on his wall screaming “THIS IS STANDING UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN, YOU WEAK ASS FUCKER!” and “IF THE FUCKING UNBORN ARE YOUR ISSUE AND EVERYONE IN AMERICA ISN’T, THEN MAYBE…

Paul Ryan is such a spineless weasel. I can’t believe that people like him and Mitch McConnell are supposed to be keeping Donald in check.

I have never been particularly given to conspiracy theories, but this shit is getting out of hand. Someone else posted a link to this earlier and I really want to go back to bed and pull the covers over my head now.

Mind blown.

Hot tip: don’t try to convince your SO to have period sex by saying “But you get to pretend you’re washing off the blood of your enemies when you take a shower!” I (drunkenly) thought that was hilarious. He did not.

oh, so thats what it means.

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in…

WAIT A SECOND.

The number one thing men lie about. Usually only by an inch. Not surprised he went for two.

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

On a serious note, the more sports people who talk about Spicer and the administration’s lying (let’s call it what it is, lamestream media), the less it can be ignored and explained away by Trump’s base.