Dude what? You know that hospitals aren’t in charge of names, right? Jesus fucking Christ.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I can’t believe people are giving props to Henry-fucking-Kissinger, horrible war criminal who would be in jail if any sane justice prevailed because he was glib about Kush. I’m genuinely fascinated by the people on twitter and the wonks who still think that because Kissinger is still part of respectable establshment,…

You didn’t know Muslims were not Jewish?

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

Not everyone. Murray is and has been in the pockets of several large businesses (Comcast, in particular) and was instrumental in shoving through the tunnel nobody wanted. He gets painted as a good guy because he doesn’t hate gay people, which while an admirable trait, is ALSO because he *is* gay and because not many…

This is the line that got me:

The fact that there are multiple accusers makes me feel unlikely that the allegations are false, sadly.

noun nui·sance \ˈnü-sən(t)s, ˈnyü-\
an annoying or troublesome person, thing, or situation

While I do understand how pre-cancerous cells can be very scary (I’ve had a lot of moles removed and each time reminds how I’m probably going to get melanoma), this comment still made me LOL.

The name is actually Amabella, which begs the question: is Amabella an actual name? Are human beings named Amabella? I had never heard that name before and I could never get used to it no matter how many times the characters said it.

When my sister worked for United, we all had and followed the dress code for people getting basically free flights. And often, she and her kids would end up in first class. I really don’t see anything wrong with this policy. The passengers using the pass should have been aware of it too and dressed appropriately. …

Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

I notice how your little missive is all about the babies. Seems you don’t give much of a crap about the mothers - but the breastfeeding hysterics generally never do, so it’s nothing surprising.

Excuse me but I breastfed my three kids and now they all developed super powers, one of them flies, the other is invisible at will and the third one can climb walls and turn into a shadow.

It’s true that she’s brainwashed, but by that extent, so is he. I’m not minimizing that brainwashing: I grew up with a sadistic mother who abused me every moment of my day, took my money, didn’t allow me to drive, and once even called a college I got into to tell them I couldn’t attend because I had died...but I got…

She does look great, but I’m skeptical of that size 4 thing. She looks like I did at a size 8.

Is this somehow purposefully picking up on the thousands of weird “You won’t believe what Mama June looks like now!” ads that I get in Twitter and Facebook? Because that is WEIRD and I do not know why the internet thinks I need that marketing.

Jerry is so much better for her.

Yeah I agree, when he called on congress to exterminate the Jews, which is literally what Hitler also said, I thought it was a bridge too far