Bud Lite? Good lord you have a low opinion of Michelle.

I don’t see how knowing their holes will help women’s boyfriends to aim better.

I’m really trying to think of ANYONE who needs to be told that physical intimacy is part of one’s relationship. Do you tell your friends when you go have sex? Your parents? Why would you tell your children?

these NAMES

This is a thing that actually happens? Hard pass.

I don’t know if Ryan Seacrest has really done anything horrible to warrant my hatred towards him but part of me is sure he has.

Porn featuring performers of legal age who look very young and are presented as children isn’t just legal, it’s very common. They aren’t actual children, but the narrative and visuals present them as both children and sex objects, and very deliberately so.

There are actually decent reasons to list biological sex, mostly medical ones. As much as it might bother some people, there are actual important differences between male and female bodies that can dictate health concerns and treatments....so yes, I don’t have a problem denoting sex on a birth certificate.

My parents after attending a friend’s wedding:

Man that is just like my engagement story. I was putting away some groceries while my husband was doing the dishes and he said “Let’s get married” and I said “Sure”.

I mean, sure, she could probably find some gold-digging asshole.

I will never understand people that get reports of this nature and don’t call the fucking police!! Pedophiles and rapists don’t just have one “oops” moment and then they are fine and never abuse anyone again. If you just fire them and shuffle them around, sure they might not be there to abuse children you know, but…

I hate to say it, but this story is actually about Ethics In Journalism.

But, but, what if you’re an Australian poisonous animal trying to lull foreigners into a false sense of security so we’ll visit and succumb to your evil ways? I don’t think so sentient clock spider!

It always seems as though one of the potential causes of mortality in Australia is that of wild animals gaining entry to one’s domicile. Fascinating beasts that seem almost mythical to the rest of the globe.

“I speak for Asians when I say we’re upset at you.” “Can you explain why you think people are upset about this thing, so I can understand.” “This bitch thinks I speak for Asians, fuck her.”

It really feels like lose/lose for Tilda here.

Cho has made herself one of the main voices of this debate and was publicly criticizing the movie and Swinton. If someone does that, they can’t then claim that if someone wants to talk about it with them that they are being turned to as the only Asian in the room. She has set herself up as an expert on this issue for…

How did a copy/pasted email exchange between 2 other people involve any bias on the part of Rich?

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