condescendingturtle
CondescendingTurtle
condescendingturtle

That’s interesting because I’m also totally cool with being friends with my girlfriend’s exes as long as they don’t contact me or her or look at me or her or exist on Earth.

The ultimate proof the Disney movie worked is that Beast looked weirder as a human at the end of the film than as a beast during the film. I imagine that will not be the same for this film.

I just feel like the Beast should look better than that in the year 2016?

sure, fine, but alcoholism is also very real, and if someone drives drunk and crashes his car into 320 million people, I’m going to feel sorrier for the people he crashed into than the driver.

The teen’s father told Buzzfeed he’d voted early for Clinton but regretted it, adding, “With the recent developments with my daughter, I can say that I would likely not have voted for either of these clowns if I had it to do over again.”

On the other hand, it would be so helpful to all of us if rapey guys advertised their rapiness this clearly.

Right?

I can see how that might have worked 20 years ago but now wouldn’t you take a minute to google something before getting into it?

Right? Who dates Mariah Carey and expects her to be anything other than Head Diva In Charge?

Of all the reasons to break up with someone (excluding things that are illegal), ‘because they are involved in scientology or listen to those who are’ is a pretty unimpeachable one.

Kids take up every fucking minute of your goddam life, and they’re an inconvenience to others, which is why Moms usually band together in packs. Spread out the misery.

I got something similar only it was about my wife cheating on me. It was very elaborate with so-called “proof” that included photos of her and this other guy and text messages exchanged between them and stuff. The weirdest part about the scam was that they didn’t even ask for money, just some made up claim of “I’d

You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life

That’s what really stood out to me too-not only has this poor child had to endure being sexually assaulted by her own father, now she gets to live the rest of her life knowing that the people who should have protected her (mom, grandma) truly did everything they could to bring this man back into her life. They

This poor, poor little girl. You know what, it’s quite plausible that she’s devastated at the thought of not having her dad in her life - abuse within families is as complicated as it is horrific, and it could not be clearer that the adults in her life are encouraging her feelings of loss and guilt, rather than those

“...there’s a loophole for those arrested for incest involving someone under 12 years old.”
*record scratch* Say what now?

He is not a monster, just a man that really screwed up and has been paying in many ways.”

That’s simply not true. The Netherlands has a big sex trafficking problem. The United Nations has listed it as a primary source and top destination country for human sex trafficking.

Actually first they came for the mimes but everyone was pretty okay with that.

I’m all for gun control, but in this time of national crisis, I make an exception.