I will fight you to the death.

I am the BIGGEST MJ fan there is. I saw him live in concert when I was twelve and NOTHING WAS EVER THE SAME AGAIN. Don't know why I just shared that, but I had to.

Who can read that, is that for ants?! It needs to be atleast...3 times that size.

I for some reason, sung that in my head as the tune from Men at Work's 'Land down under' - 'He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich'.

Ugh ok, I can understand if the artists are a bit tired of performing the same songs over and over again. But then again, its what made them what they are, the songs are hits for a reason, people want to listen to them. That's what people pay for when buying concert tickets, they want to hear those 'hit' songs. So…

You have just described me. I still don't understand what the hell happened. I mean, I went from finding her extremely annoying to absolutely head over heels in love. Just wtf.

Nope. Kaylor forever.

Which bar was this? Cubby Hole? Sorry, don't really care about Chloe, just wanted to know the name of the bar!

Um duh, it's Tay. Her entire body is made of fairy gold dust. She is obviously priceless, that 40 million is just an arbitrary number slapped on there, because they couldn't figure out how much her existence is actually worth.

Does she have nude photos of Tom Hanks or something?!

Elle Macpherson is not a real human. Nope.

That was brilliant.

Apparently Carrie is dating Taylor Schilling aka Piper from OITNB. (I almost wrote Taylor Swift instead of Schilling).

I'm going to go repeatedly bang my head against my desk. Brb.

Ahahahahahahah....."purple and green". Hahahahahah. Well played, sir.

INNER GODDESS something something. Literally couldn't get past page 8.

Actually, Gallagher has a point. He may have to put it in a douchey way, but he makes a lot of sense.

I thought that for a second, but then again she'd have to be foolish to get physical with Naomi though. Riri wouldn't want a phone-related bruise on her face.

Who is Rihanna aggressively pushing away in that video? Also, was that woman trying to fondle her breast?! So many questions.

I was being sarcastic, but carry on with your outrage.