Get off my lawn.

Yes, that is indeed Fucking Purple. Gloriously, Fucking, Purple.

With a manual.

Yup, came here for this. Should have used a digital gauge.

That looks to be off by 1.5 PSI.

Sorry. They have no FXXKs left to give.

True fact. Cars have just generally gotten bigger. My H1 is:

That was amazing. The "Why I Read Jalopnik Every Day" pie chart is now over 60% Doug DeMuro.

To be honest, I respect your opinion and we were worried there would be some negativity about this. You aren't wrong. It should be noted the PT was very much on its last legs mechanically. It was quite literally one of the cheapest ones on Craigslist, and for good reason.

My guess is approximately 8 minutes and 40 seconds, give or take.

I suspect it won't last a year.

PT Cruiser - The Nickelback of cars.

Well, we've never done this before. But seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.

Tru Coat

That German cars are reliable.

/Ctrl-F "coupe"

Why don't you sit your uniformed ass down for a spell and watch these four videos. [blog.frsport.com]

Wrong. Just because you are ignorant doesn't mean that a car isn't significant. It may look like any other 911 but you are looking at it through 2012 goggles. Put on your 1989 goggles and look again. The car blew away all the other hot cars of the day including the 959, countach, Ferraris, and pretty much everything…