I’m mad this never got a sequel. By the end, I was invested in Tom’s journey, and wanted to see him complete his quest to date all the seasons so that God would finally allowed him to die.

Jeff Bezos Is Your Friend. Do Not Question Your Friend. That Would Be Rude.

When I was interviewing daycares, while giving me a tour, one of the daycare owners referred to a kid in a class as “my little boyfriend.” That was the moment I did not choose to send my child to that daycare.

I’m a mom of a six month old boy, but I’m not a #boymom. Not only do I not have time to read mommy blogs or get into mom culture, but it seems very limiting for mothers to build their outward identity around motherhood. I mean, yeah, I spend like 80% of my time when not working or sleeping with my baby, but at least I…

Tomato, for all the various piles of shit you’ve excreted into the ether around here, this has to be one of the dumbest.

It’s not badly-written, to be fair—but god damn, man, the guy struck protesters with a truck. The thing about being in law enforcement (or the military, for that matter) is that members are held to a…

“I’m just doing my job.” Now, where have we heard that before?

A full-strength Liverpool does not have an Arsenal and West Ham reject between the sticks, and would not have been dragged to extra time!

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

You really can’t dis-aggregate misogyny from racism and other bigotries. They go hand-in-hand the vast majority of the time.

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Just stop with the childish jokes and please use his full name of Penis Swett.

That’s a palmier and it doesn’t look anything even remotely like an elephant ear which looks like a puffy fried tortilla.

Because who cares about the spirit of soccer when the letter can parse it to death. 

Cop.

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I think the government killed off the first guy.

“5 people fired”

Uh, actually yes, fuck anyone who supports Trump. I’m..a bit surprised that requires any kind of clarification.

Funny how this happens the day after names start dropping. check out what kinda of cars the guards have next week